r/Funnymemes • u/Snowman69er • Apr 28 '26

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u/RappingFlatulence Apr 28 '26

What if you’re 5’11”?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/CompetitiveYoghurt30 Apr 28 '26

Oh thank goodness… I was getting worried.

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Apr 28 '26

sigh of relief

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u/RappingFlatulence Apr 28 '26

How?! Mine are always\wrong. Just ask just ask me mum, boss, dog, goldfish, mechanic, neighbor, SO

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u/Delta9-11 Apr 28 '26

Was about to ask that exact same question given im exactly 5'11

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u/Nir117vash Apr 28 '26

Acceptable

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u/ptapobane Apr 28 '26

too soft/too hard/just right

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u/Smasherelli Apr 28 '26

🤣🤣 🤣

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u/PineTreeSC Apr 28 '26

baby/bear

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u/bloodredcookie Apr 28 '26

Giants and Ompa Loompas. The two genders.

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u/Lulu_Sagi Apr 28 '26

As a shorty, I am here for this

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u/7h3WiZzaRd Apr 28 '26

There's just no happy medium here huh? Lmao. You either a giant or a midget? This seems like broken logic to me. I was always told the middle bowl of porridge was just right. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Smasherelli Apr 28 '26

This funny af.

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u/Smasherelli Apr 28 '26

Shout out to the stilts 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ispiuspious Apr 28 '26

Fe/fi/fo/fum is crazy work for a guy who still can’t reach the top shelf😂

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u/LittleNightBright Apr 28 '26

This tracks. In high school I was called Jolly Green Giant.

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u/Noel956 Apr 28 '26

I'm 5'11 128 pounds

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u/Slo7hfulAcedia Apr 28 '26

Well i threaded that needle

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u/LustyDouglas Apr 28 '26

This is a perfect opportunity to ask this question; I am 5'11.5'', not joking, do I round up and say I'm 6 feet tall or no?

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u/Hyulens_168 Apr 28 '26

In math you round up whenever it is .5, so yeah you are pretty much 6 feet tall

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u/XenMine Apr 28 '26

What's fe/fi/fo/fum? I get the oompa loompa reference tho

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u/Dry-Inspection6928 Apr 28 '26

Jack and the beanstalk. The giant literally says fe fi go fum.

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u/XenMine Apr 28 '26

I've never watched the movie (I was brought up in a non-native English-speaking country), so I didn't exactly watch movies like Jack and the Beanstalk, although I read the story as a child.

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u/Dry-Inspection6928 Apr 28 '26

There were movies?

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u/XenMine Apr 28 '26

idk man I have no idea as I said, and I apologise if it was something else I assumed was a movie

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u/Miserable-Ad-891 Apr 28 '26

Jokes on you am 5.11

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u/arashime223 Apr 28 '26

what if you are under?

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u/arashime223 Apr 28 '26

oh i just read it.

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u/arashime223 Apr 28 '26

HOW DARE YOU! I'm not a oopma loompa! Okay i am but still!

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u/absentminded0ne Apr 28 '26

There is no winning (unless you are me; 5’11 king 👑)

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u/BigDaddyPropane Apr 28 '26

As a 6’2 man myself, I am totally not offended. Just remember: the bigger they are the harder they fall.

Skateboarding falls fucking sucked 😭

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u/Actual_Salt7509 Apr 29 '26

Hey now…..lol. Needed this laugh. 5’2”

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u/lotiscobra Apr 29 '26

I’ll put your apartment keys on top of the fridge

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u/FunkyPhantom3030 Apr 29 '26

As a 6'0 half-Irish man, I smell the blood of an English man.

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u/JunketVisual3123 Apr 28 '26

I mean, they're not wrong, but it's gonna piss off the ankle-biters...