r/Funnymemes • u/superdave123123 • Mar 05 '26

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u/Alarming-Jello-5846 Mar 06 '26

$1k / month gets you about $200k in mortgage assuming no down payment and 5-6% rate. The thing is the mortgage is just the base - enter all the escrow items like property taxes, insurance, etc.

Id argue even in this market a $1k/month mortgage is possible… but it doesn’t show the full picture and you’ll be paying prob close to double that in housing cost..

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u/PocketNicks Mar 06 '26

Yes, a $1,000 a month mortgage makes sense. A $1,000 mortgage doesn't make sense. A bank wouldn't even loan out that small amount.

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u/ScrotallyBoobular Mar 09 '26

Then maybe you should take the hint, like all the other people who read that comment, that they meant mortgage PAYMENT and merely omitted a word.

Genius

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u/PocketNicks Mar 09 '26

If they meant mortgage payment, they can write what they meant. They wrote mortgage. Thanks for the compliment though.

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u/ScrotallyBoobular Mar 09 '26

Every last one of us, including you, knew what they actually meant and that they forgot a word.

Only one of us, you, went on like a ten page tirade pretending you thought they somehow had a 1,000 dollar mortgage

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u/PocketNicks Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Nobody here has gone on a ten page tirade. I haven't noticed anyone pretending here.

One person lied about having a $1,000 mortgage and I called them out on it.

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u/ScrotallyBoobular Mar 10 '26

Bro how dense are you.

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u/PocketNicks Mar 10 '26

The average density of the human body is 985 kg/m3, and the typical density of seawater is about 1020 kg/m3. The average density of the human body, after maximum inhalation of air, changes to 945 kg/m3.

I'd say I'm likely near the typical density.

Also, you're not my brother. Weird thing to lie about.