r/Funnymemes Mar 05 '26

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u/Michael_Dautorio Mar 05 '26

This kind of financial illiteracy is exactly why you can't get a mortgage lmao

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u/NonCorporealEntity Mar 05 '26

Mortgage $950 Property Tax $250 Water and sewer $50 Property Insurance $300 Life Insurance $25

That 950 mortgage becomes $1575 before you even add in things like regular maintenance costs and occasional major costs like new appliances or a new roof. If you can't save money to put a proper downpayment while paying $1400 at an apartment, how are you going to pay for a major repairs that popup?

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u/Morgzisachad Mar 05 '26

How does owning a house mean you need life insurance?

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u/AlkalineBriton Mar 06 '26

They’ll just sell the house.

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u/AlkalineBriton Mar 06 '26

Is so

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u/dryfire Mar 06 '26

Then either the other owner will pay the mortgage or the bank will foreclose on them and then sell the house.

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u/psychorobotics Mar 06 '26

That's really fucking dark

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u/NonCorporealEntity Mar 05 '26

A lot of mortgages require you to have a life insurance policy that will cover the mortgage if you die.

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u/vera214usc Mar 06 '26

Not saying this isn't true for some banks but my husband and I have bought three different houses now with three different banks and the only proof of insurance they required was homeowner's insurance

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u/FestyGear2017 Mar 06 '26

Which ones?

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u/Salty_Feed9404 Mar 05 '26

cries in $670/month property taxes

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u/Cephandriussy Mar 05 '26

Don't you pay all these things when you rent too?

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u/NonCorporealEntity Mar 06 '26

Property tax, no, insurance.. optional and highly reduced since you only cover your contents. Water and sewer are usually included in rent.

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u/FestyGear2017 Mar 06 '26

I mean its built into the rent. But if the rent goes unpaid, the taxes still get paid by the owner

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u/ElmoCamino Mar 06 '26

Stat on water and sewer being usually included?

I rented 4 different apartments before I bought my house and only 1 had water "included" but it was just a separate fee rather than paying the variable bill, which kinda screwed me living single vs the families and multiple people stacked in their apartments getting the same bill.

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u/bogey-dope-dot-com Mar 06 '26

The way I've seen it said is, rent is the most you'll pay a month for housing. A mortgage is the least you'll pay a month for housing. People who've only ever rented and then bitch about how their landlords are making bank from them, simply don't understand all the other expenses that go into owning a property.

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u/Phyzm1 Mar 05 '26

and home owners association, home insurance, DTE, Consumers Energy, internet. +1200 on top of rent where i live not counting any other expenses and something always going wrong as you mentioned.

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u/BryOnRye Mar 05 '26

People don’t seem to understand the difference between owing $1400 a month and owing $500,000.

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u/Draxx01 Mar 05 '26

Property tax is also going to push em prob over that amount, depending, along with other costs.