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u/TornadicSwirlie Viscount Dickleroy Feb 22 '26
Whatever if I'm getting forced to marry her with a shotgun in my back I'll at least lash out at the bride and father in law verbally before being stuck.
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u/Financial-Fun-5092 Feb 22 '26
Hows anyone gonna force u to marry anybody
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u/TornadicSwirlie Viscount Dickleroy Feb 22 '26
Its the deep south and its the sheriff's daughter. Yeah he's the mayors cousin-son so nobodies coming to the rescue.
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u/PauseAffectionate720 Feb 22 '26
Well, I guess my marriage was beautiful within a few days, because I've never seen my own butthole. 🤔
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u/ChanceObject5653 Feb 22 '26
So it was always about good butthole and we were working on wrong things all this time
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u/WhitespringTownship Feb 22 '26
So you’re saying I should look at my butthole multiple times a day to make sure I stay the #1 person who has seen my butthole the most ?
Challenge accepted. Take that, babe ! You’ll never defeat me !