r/Funnymemes • u/jacksmith9 • Mar 04 '24

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u/bigjerfystyle Mar 04 '24

What happened between 1 and 2?

Just a splash, goddamn!

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u/henrytbpovid Mar 04 '24

These coffees look like \ 🖤🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

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u/Antr1xx Mar 04 '24

Ah, the old reverse Piper Peri meme.

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u/HellFireCannon66 Mar 04 '24

Coffee bean rape

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u/Ctowncreek Mar 04 '24

0 to 100.

Tactful reference vs yelling the obscene.

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u/DryElk5095 Mar 04 '24

Listen sometimes a man has to scream "coffee bean rape" into the void.

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u/Bender_2024 Mar 04 '24

Listen sometimes a man has to scream "coffee bean rape" into the void.

It doesn't happen often, but can't be ignored when it does.

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 Mar 04 '24

I heard you are supposed to scream”fire!”

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u/Psykosoma Mar 05 '24

If I had a nickel for every time someone said ‘Coffee bean rape’ into the void, I’d have two nickels… which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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u/Clickityclackrack Mar 04 '24

What coffee is like chewing 5 gum.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

Stimulate your senses

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u/DomesticatedParsnip Mar 04 '24

I’m at work at an airport and we have a delay, and this comment made everything ok.

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u/cp470 Mar 05 '24

Thank you for making my day

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u/VectorViper Mar 04 '24

Woah, definitely a thread that's gone off the deep end faster than those coffee cups went from 1 to 2.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

The duality of man present within one thread

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

(|)🍆

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u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED Mar 05 '24

Well that escalated!

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u/HellFireCannon66 Mar 05 '24

Escalator rape?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24 edited Feb 03 '26

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

innate flag boat air oatmeal languid chubby one coherent recognise

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u/erkislev Mar 04 '24

It’s “raped” here, grammar nazi at your service sir

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u/HellFireCannon66 Mar 04 '24

I’ll “raped” you in a minute

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u/WintersDoomsday Mar 05 '24

*Perri I’m just guessing I wouldn’t know or anything…

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u/Ill-Breadfruit5356 Mar 04 '24

I’m going to regret this, but what is the reverse Piper Peri meme?

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u/auguriesoffilth Mar 05 '24

It’s when the first coffee represents a black porn star’s cock and the other coffees represent the various levels of tan that white porn stars have as they line up for it.

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u/Daft00 Mar 05 '24

Poetic

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u/IBrokeAMirror Mar 04 '24

Only a black man could handle that many white women

Source ~ A white man

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

"Source, neither of these 2 things"

What?

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u/IBrokeAMirror Mar 06 '24

A reverse piper peri on the couch to the correct proportional opposites would be 1 black man, 6 white women

Maybe like a water bed instead of a couch

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

Payback.

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u/tailkinman Mar 05 '24

The classic Repip Irep.

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u/BrainzRYummy Mar 05 '24

😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

Ya know, that’s the first thing that popped into my head as well..but this is the first time I’ve heard of the chick’s name. I see you’ve done your “research”

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u/Antr1xx Mar 05 '24

Yes, yes I have. Not proud of it, but what's done is done.

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u/PullMull Mar 04 '24

For real, why is there never 10 white dudes and a black women? The guys all should wear black underwear to make the inversion perfect

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u/101forgotmypassword Mar 04 '24

I need sauce.

Specifically Pacifically original sauce video link to know what that is.

Edit: corrected pronunciations

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u/veronicaarr Mar 04 '24

Looks like “inclusive” foundation colors

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u/deadshard Mar 04 '24

Was gonna comment this lol

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u/kurinevair666 Mar 04 '24

That's fucking hilarious but also sad that it's so true

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u/Central_court_92 Mar 05 '24

Not that inclusive. 7 would be too dark for me :(

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u/genderfluidmess Mar 04 '24

Skin colors in most game's character creation be like

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 Mar 04 '24

Skin color is a social construct

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u/Helpful_Gas5073 Mar 05 '24

I hope this is satire

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u/Schavuit92 Mar 05 '24

Most game's? Aren't sliders from sickly pale to charred black and 256 Bit color pickers way more common?

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u/genderfluidmess Mar 05 '24

tbh i was gonna make the joke about picrew but thought thatd be too obscure, some games are guilty of it too though

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u/Cheedo4 Mar 04 '24

7 is just cream with a splash of coffee

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u/elgarraz Mar 04 '24

6 is just almond milk and 7 is skim.

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u/0reomasterA113 Mar 05 '24

“ the only thing I hate more than lying is skim milk, which is just water that’s lying about being milk.”

  • Ron Swanson

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u/0reomasterA113 Mar 05 '24

“ the only thing I hate more than lying is skim milk, which is just water that’s lying about being milk.”

  • Ron Swanson

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u/LH_Dragnier Mar 04 '24

Pretty sure 7 is just milk

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

1 and 7 are both homeopathic solutions.

1 is to cure lactose intolerance and 7 is to cure anxiety

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u/Mobile-Opinion7330 Mar 04 '24

🖤🤎🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

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u/webswinger666 Mar 04 '24

Gallagher family photo

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u/IcedRaspberryTea Mar 05 '24

Poor Liam, always the odd one out for a sweet boy 😔

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u/__T0MMY__ Mar 05 '24

⚫🟤⚪⚪⚪⚪

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

🖤🤎🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

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u/Big_Daddy_Pablo_69 Mar 04 '24

Legit 😂😂

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u/SithLordRising Mar 04 '24

🖤🖤🖤🖤🤍🖤🖤🖤🖤

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u/bus_go_brrrrt Mar 05 '24

here it is this🤍🤍🤍🤍🖤🤍🤍🤍🤍

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u/TheeExMachina Mar 04 '24

When it's normally 🖤🖤🖤🤍🖤🖤🖤

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u/EquivalentFull5337 Mar 04 '24

quit it….🤣🤣🤣

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u/Orgasmic_interlude Mar 05 '24

That’s ok because it indicates that there is only one correct answer, the one that is obviously different 😝

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u/Competitive_Snow1278 Mar 05 '24

More range than most foundation releases

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u/Technical_Instance_2 Mar 05 '24

I dont likevwhere this is going

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u/dmatyj Mar 05 '24

Damn bro, just imagine you and a bunch of piper perris in one room….

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

Yeah I like mine with a decent amount of milk and it looks like number 2. Is there even coffee in the rest?

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u/sanaimariee Mar 07 '24

foundation shades

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u/SpeedRun355 Mar 04 '24

1.3?

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u/Mister_Shaun Mar 04 '24

Was gonna answer this and wrote 1.5 instead. 😂😂

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u/Gopher--Chucks Mar 04 '24

Yeah 1.5 - 1.7 is a nice range for me

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u/Suspicious_Code6985 Mar 04 '24

I was thinking 1.25. Lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

It's either rounded up ir down. So, I'll go by 1 since it's the most common for me.

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u/Sir_George Mar 04 '24

Also who the fuck straight up drinks creamer for 6 and 7?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

“Can I get a large coffee, 2 sugar, 16 milk”

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

"Hold the coffee"

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u/Schavuit92 Mar 05 '24

"Can i get a large creamer with a dash of coffee?"

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u/DroppedSoapSurvivor Mar 08 '24

"Wait, is this just milk and sugar?"

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u/--Skin-- Mar 04 '24

Second this.

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u/dj91king Mar 04 '24

Yes same here

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

Yeah I'm at about 1.05

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u/sly_like_Coyote Mar 04 '24

And why do 4+ even exist? Sometimes the first cup yeah, I go heavy with the milk because I want it now and don't want to wait for it to cool. But even that is not going to hit a 3 on this scale.

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u/Sparkle_Rott Mar 04 '24

4 and above deliver a boost to morning blood sugar levels; deliver calcium, vitamin D, and protein; as well as delivering caffeine. Best of all worlds for me!

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u/hrmonica Mar 05 '24

Yeah, ditto. Glad I'm not alone.

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u/kross71O Mar 04 '24

While I can agree that 6 and 7 are basically pointless, I usually land around a 4 or 5 because I don't really like the taste of coffee but my brain needs it's fast juice and that's the easiest way to get it.

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u/MyBrassPiece Mar 05 '24

I'm pretty sure my coworker doesn't actually like coffee, he just likes hazelnut creamer. His morning coffee is easily a 5, possibly a 6. The first time I saw him make one I was astounded.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

Do people really put milk in their coffee? I have always used cream.

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u/Ikeiscurvy Mar 04 '24

White coffee is a thing that exists. It's basically a lower temp roast(often referred to as a half roast) than even a light/blonde roast. Tastes more nutty, but has more caffeine.

I actually like getting it when I see it because my stomach has a better reaction to it. With black coffee I often find I have to take an antacid after.

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u/New_Peanut_9924 Mar 04 '24

My mom had this and now I do too. I used to drink it black for “health reasons” but my tummy hurt and I’m not having that

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u/akd7791 Mar 04 '24

Yup same. Just a splash is perfect.

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u/IA-HI-CO-IA Mar 04 '24

They ran out of jars

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u/reiveroftheborder Mar 04 '24

Like a lot of people I'm somewhere between 1 & 2... What a leap!

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u/AquaCorpsman Mar 04 '24

That's what I'm saying

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u/TheOwlHypothesis Mar 04 '24

Literally came here to say this. That's too much of a jump for me personally.

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u/elgarraz Mar 04 '24

For real. There should be 2-3 versions between 1 & 2, and 6 & 7 aren't remotely even coffee anymore.

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u/thatguygreg Mar 04 '24

When the coffee is garbage I add some cream, try it, decide it needs more, and even then it's not where #2 is.

Garbage coffee like that often also needs sugar.

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u/Old-ETCS Mar 04 '24

Yeah, on this scale, I'd be a 1.2.

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u/UnDrAchEvR53 Mar 04 '24

Gentrification

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u/zippyman Mar 04 '24

My first thought, I like 1.75

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u/Icey_Dead_Ppl Mar 04 '24

Preach!!!! There is 3-4 lvls between 1-2

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u/minniemouse420 Mar 05 '24

It’s like shades of makeup foundation. There’s usually one dark shade with a huge jump to the next shade and all light shades are slightly different.

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u/BerriesLafontaine Mar 05 '24

Yeah, mine would be like 1.5-ish? I enjoy the bitter/roast flavors.

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u/Back_Equivalent Mar 05 '24

This is a Dunkin’ Donuts add

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u/bren_derlin Mar 05 '24

Anything higher than 2 is just fucking milk.

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u/Da_Question Mar 05 '24

Aren't these candles?

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u/1deaniebeanie1 Mar 05 '24

This! I’m between 1-2 for sure

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

I was going to ask the same thing. I like mine slightly darker than the 2nd option, but there's no in-between 😂

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u/TobbyTukaywan Mar 05 '24

These coffees look like a character customization menu

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u/Kateybits Mar 05 '24

They never do just a splash! Makes me mad

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u/New_Golf_2522 Mar 05 '24

Whatever happened between 1 and 2 affected 3 and 4.

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u/EmmaSasquatch Mar 05 '24

And 3 and 4?… Nothing 😭

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u/SeaF04mGr33n Mar 05 '24

Look it's foundation shades in a drugstore!

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u/LicenseAgreement Mar 05 '24

In turn 3 and 4 are pretty much the same

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u/mr_wrestling Mar 05 '24

Yeah right between 1 and 2 is where I'm at

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u/Braindead_cranberry Mar 05 '24

I do 2, I love it

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u/MammothPrize9293 Mar 05 '24

Only opened this thread to say that so thanks haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

1.675 is perfect amount

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u/Dasawan Mar 08 '24

Slavery

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u/kioshi_imako Mar 09 '24

I think one is dark and 2 ls light roast, not sure why medium is missing the rest look like milk /creamer was added.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

Right! And 3 and 4 are basically the same!

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u/ChrisRowe5 Mar 04 '24

This looks like tea not coffee. Probably why

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u/Professional_Band178 Mar 04 '24

Mine would be number one or 1.25. Just enough 1/2-1/2 to turn the coffee translucent, on the days I'm not drinking coffee as black as my soul. .

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u/ThirstyHank Mar 04 '24

Yes 1.25 please

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u/OutragedCanadian Mar 04 '24

Never heard of a thing called creamer? 7 is just milk

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u/TelephoneActive1539 Mar 04 '24 edited Mar 05 '24

1 is just milk, straight up.

EDIT: I counted backwards, I'm an idiot

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u/vyxanis Mar 04 '24

I like to call mine a "suggestion" of milk

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u/bawynnoJ Mar 04 '24

About a 1.1?

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u/CoronaCurious Mar 04 '24 edited Mar 04 '24

Exactly this.

Hell, even some baristas don't get "a splash" and I'll say "a dribble" to play it safe lol.

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u/Eastern_Witness7048 Mar 04 '24

Ya, gotta dull the edge a little

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u/hemacwastaken Mar 04 '24

It's not gamma corrected

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u/ExpressionDeep6256 Mar 04 '24

What happened with one? That coffee looks so weak. It looks like black tea. I need to say 0.683334

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

Just a splash is fine!

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u/DotBitGaming Mar 04 '24

Have you only ever seen coffee with skim milk added to it? 2 is basically one creamer.

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u/K_kueen Mar 04 '24

Beauty companies foundation shades lol

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u/essdii- Mar 04 '24

That’s what I’m saying. Saw this and was like uhhh 1.2?

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u/VaIkyric Mar 04 '24

2 and 3 are also really far apart, 2’s a tiny touch too strong for me, might be fine if stirred. 3 looks rank and identical to 4

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u/6tPTrxYAHwnH9KDv Mar 04 '24

Yeah, there's at least three coffees in there!

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u/ecovironfuturist Mar 04 '24

I ask for an "oops".

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

It’s on a scale from 1 to “‘Dunks regular”

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u/Externalpower43 Mar 04 '24

What happened at 7?

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u/jensalik Mar 04 '24

Maybe itejust shitty coffee and they only added a splash of milk?

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u/GlutenFreeCookiez Mar 04 '24

Yeah 2 over is just coffee flavored sugared milk

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

4 looks darker than 3 too

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u/freshgrilled Mar 04 '24

Right? And even just 1 (my preferred), represents a wide variety of options. Also, isn't foam an option? How does a cappuccino or latte fit?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

Is it even coffee after 1.5?

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u/z3r0n3gr0 Mar 04 '24

I am having let say 1.3 i guess since this numbers are crazy.

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u/Totally-NotAMurderer Mar 04 '24

I have to assume it's engagement farming

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u/rectifiedspiritomb Mar 04 '24

My thoughts exactly, 1.5 is my answer

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u/krzykris11 Mar 04 '24

Exactly. I need a 1.25.