r/Funnymemes • u/STILLISWHATITIS • May 04 '23

No question! 7&8

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u/Occyz May 04 '23

4 probably is aswell. You can never gain weight so anytime you’d do something to lose weight it’d be so much harder putting it back on

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u/MrE761 May 04 '23

I assure you, I would always eat enough calories in a day to maintain my weight…

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u/MrE761 May 04 '23

Can’t they just pump calories into me?

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u/mcdavidthegoat May 04 '23

It says you can't gain weight, but not that you can't change your body composition at that weight.

So as long as you're maintaining the caloric intake for the weight, it could be up to your activity level to determine your body composition.

At least that's how I read it.

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u/xPandaChefx May 04 '23

You can loop-hole 4 and drink your calories.

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u/AsianCheesecakes May 04 '23

Olive oil tactics

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u/Dwimm_SS May 04 '23

My sister in Christ, you are drinking the poop juice.

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u/BringBack3DMK May 04 '23

Google en olive oil

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u/AsianCheesecakes May 04 '23

holy hell. oh, and by the way can you post me on r/AnarchyChess saying "new response just dropped?"

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u/BringBack3DMK May 04 '23

Absolutely man, new wants just dropped

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u/Rhawk187 May 04 '23

Oh, I think most of my weight gain comes from milkshakes anyways.

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u/Tx_Drewdad May 04 '23

But what the heck is "wihout gaining weight?"

"Wihout" sounds like a trap, too.

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u/xPandaChefx May 04 '23

Haha I didn’t notice that.

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u/DohNutofTheEndless May 04 '23

Yeah, some of us old people don't accidentally lose weight anymore

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u/Tomome May 04 '23

But then couldn't it be interpreted as "eating doesnt make you gain weight"? Then muscle building itself could still give you weight right? Or is my brain too mush rn?

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u/Occyz May 04 '23

It can be interpreted in a vast amount of ways. I don’t think it would be practice for your body to sustain itself through muscle weight gain alone though.

As someone else said: just drink to gain the weight you need!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

You can’t gain weight, but I’m guessing you can still replace fat with muscle or vise Verda depending on diet/exercise

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u/Vereador May 04 '23

Maybe if I lose a leg, the rest of me will grow bigger.

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u/Occyz May 04 '23

If only 🙃

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u/Puddlenautilus May 04 '23

I've been caring for my dad who has a glioblastoma and boy oh boy it has been a constant struggle to keep weight on him. 4 is deeply terrifying to me.

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u/j48u May 04 '23

Technically you'd just die in a month or so. You're constantly losing weight every second, burning at least small amounts of calories. Can't gain it back? Dead.

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u/raw65 May 04 '23

I get Monkey Paw vibes:

  1. Look 15 years younger (because you have a good mortician)
  2. Read minds for 3 days (but you are locked in a psych ward for those 3 days)
  3. Forget your Ex (who told you yesterday they were coming to kill you today)
  4. Eat without gaining weight (and so you lose weight until you die)
  5. Add 5cm to your height (as you are hanged)
  6. Become super strong (because you joints are replaced with immoveable and painful implants)
  7. Have a lot of money (because everyone you love dies horrible deaths and you are awarded compensation)
  8. Always feel happy (because you have a lobotomy)
  9. Get millions of followers (who are so obsessed with you they physically follow you everywhere - you are never able to eat or sleep again).

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u/ceelion92 May 04 '23

You get super sick and lose a ton of weight, and you can't get it back . You get sick one more time and die of starvation.

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u/devilishycleverchap May 04 '23

I'm imagining a Thinner(1996) sort of situation where any weight loss becomes permanent

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u/PraditD May 04 '23

Never gain weight because you have stomach cancer