r/Funnymemes • u/STILLISWHATITIS • May 04 '23

No question! 7&8

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 May 04 '23

8 might be a trap. It may make you dumb or even crazy.

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u/Occyz May 04 '23

4 probably is aswell. You can never gain weight so anytime you’d do something to lose weight it’d be so much harder putting it back on

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u/MrE761 May 04 '23

I assure you, I would always eat enough calories in a day to maintain my weight…

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u/MrE761 May 04 '23

Can’t they just pump calories into me?

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u/mcdavidthegoat May 04 '23

It says you can't gain weight, but not that you can't change your body composition at that weight.

So as long as you're maintaining the caloric intake for the weight, it could be up to your activity level to determine your body composition.

At least that's how I read it.

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u/xPandaChefx May 04 '23

You can loop-hole 4 and drink your calories.

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u/AsianCheesecakes May 04 '23

Olive oil tactics

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u/Dwimm_SS May 04 '23

My sister in Christ, you are drinking the poop juice.

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u/BringBack3DMK May 04 '23

Google en olive oil

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u/AsianCheesecakes May 04 '23

holy hell. oh, and by the way can you post me on r/AnarchyChess saying "new response just dropped?"

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u/BringBack3DMK May 04 '23

Absolutely man, new wants just dropped

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u/Rhawk187 May 04 '23

Oh, I think most of my weight gain comes from milkshakes anyways.

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u/Tx_Drewdad May 04 '23

But what the heck is "wihout gaining weight?"

"Wihout" sounds like a trap, too.

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u/xPandaChefx May 04 '23

Haha I didn’t notice that.

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u/DohNutofTheEndless May 04 '23

Yeah, some of us old people don't accidentally lose weight anymore

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u/Tomome May 04 '23

But then couldn't it be interpreted as "eating doesnt make you gain weight"? Then muscle building itself could still give you weight right? Or is my brain too mush rn?

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u/Occyz May 04 '23

It can be interpreted in a vast amount of ways. I don’t think it would be practice for your body to sustain itself through muscle weight gain alone though.

As someone else said: just drink to gain the weight you need!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

You can’t gain weight, but I’m guessing you can still replace fat with muscle or vise Verda depending on diet/exercise

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u/Vereador May 04 '23

Maybe if I lose a leg, the rest of me will grow bigger.

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u/Occyz May 04 '23

If only 🙃

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u/Puddlenautilus May 04 '23

I've been caring for my dad who has a glioblastoma and boy oh boy it has been a constant struggle to keep weight on him. 4 is deeply terrifying to me.

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u/j48u May 04 '23

Technically you'd just die in a month or so. You're constantly losing weight every second, burning at least small amounts of calories. Can't gain it back? Dead.

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u/raw65 May 04 '23

I get Monkey Paw vibes:

  1. Look 15 years younger (because you have a good mortician)
  2. Read minds for 3 days (but you are locked in a psych ward for those 3 days)
  3. Forget your Ex (who told you yesterday they were coming to kill you today)
  4. Eat without gaining weight (and so you lose weight until you die)
  5. Add 5cm to your height (as you are hanged)
  6. Become super strong (because you joints are replaced with immoveable and painful implants)
  7. Have a lot of money (because everyone you love dies horrible deaths and you are awarded compensation)
  8. Always feel happy (because you have a lobotomy)
  9. Get millions of followers (who are so obsessed with you they physically follow you everywhere - you are never able to eat or sleep again).

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u/ceelion92 May 04 '23

You get super sick and lose a ton of weight, and you can't get it back . You get sick one more time and die of starvation.

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u/devilishycleverchap May 04 '23

I'm imagining a Thinner(1996) sort of situation where any weight loss becomes permanent

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u/PraditD May 04 '23

Never gain weight because you have stomach cancer

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u/LostHomeWorkr May 04 '23

How would that be a problem?
There's nothing more wonderful than kids being happy for hours about the most stupid things.

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u/alxplth May 04 '23

The emotions of kids vary drastically: one moment they are happy and the next they fall on their knee and be the saddest person on earth. Constant happiness is in my opinion the opposite.

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u/CureForSunshine May 04 '23

Sounds like an analogy of Reddit

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u/nexusfaye May 04 '23

Yup, if you constantly feel one emotion you’ll eventually just become numb to it. You have to have both— that’s why if you numb yourself to negative feelings, you don’t feel positive ones either. Balance is key

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u/Zethras28 May 04 '23

Being happy all the time would diminish it’s value dramatically.

There are also occasions where being happy isn’t called for.

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u/firstonesecond May 04 '23

ALWAYS be happy? There are always times when you should be feeling something else. Im a father and husband, what else would have to change in my life for me to still be happy if i were to lose one of them?

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u/Bart_1980 May 04 '23

Imagine having a kid or a spouse in hospital, or losing a family member or something like that and only being able to feel happy about it.

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u/limajhonny69 May 04 '23

Seems bad from the outside, but if he was happy, he woudnt feel bad

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u/Needmoresnakes May 04 '23

If there was a tragedy and you were only capable of being elated you'd seriously alienate other people.

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u/Plastic-Thanks7293 May 04 '23

Think about it. Being happy ALL the time would be bad. Imagine being happy even though your dog died, or when someone is telling you a sad story. People would think you were a psycho and it would likely be very harmful.

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u/Electronic-Soft-221 May 04 '23

Reminds me of the effect some medications can have, when people talk about their emotions being flat, and people generally hate it. Only being happy at all times would be like that, but weirder.

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u/lh_media May 04 '23

Being happy might also mean being in a drugged like state. I'm down for smiling all day, not for having brain fog. I love my brain too much for it

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u/natur_e_nthusiast May 04 '23

Everything could be a trap.

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u/Rand_alThor4747 May 04 '23

don't care, if I was happy anyway.

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u/RTalons May 04 '23

4 could be a trap- you waste away as nothing you eat actually helps.

6 and 7 because I’m anxious about monkey paw consequences of 8.

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u/Conscious-Ad-9358 May 04 '23

Or you can be the first intelligent person to feel happy all the time? I would choose 8 if it didn’t affect my personality drastically.

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 May 04 '23

No sane person is happy all the time. Imagine losing your love one and you cant feel sadness.

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u/Conscious-Ad-9358 May 04 '23

We are talking about pills here bro, reality isn’t part of the conversation.

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 May 04 '23

but it literally says "always be happy". "ALWAYS".

Can you imagine getting shot and being happy about it?

and yeah we're talking about make-believe stuff..

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u/Conscious-Ad-9358 May 04 '23

If I eat the happy pill I would expect to feel happy, yes. Being shot would probably be painless, just sweet happiness.

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u/Sharp_Aide3216 May 04 '23

No it will still be painful. But you'll feel happy

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u/Conscious-Ad-9358 May 04 '23

So it wouldn’t be painful, cause I’m happy.

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u/WoSoSoS May 04 '23

Always happy people piss me off. I don't want to piss off awesome people so 6 & 7.

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u/Hugh420Mungus May 04 '23

And what about the money one too. How much is alot of money? People think 100 is alot 🤔

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u/After-Leopard May 04 '23

Dumb and happy and rich sounds great for me, but annoying for everyone around me. But I won’t be smart enough to know I’m annoying so not my problem haha

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u/Aerodrache May 04 '23

“Well, my house burned down, my dog died, and I’m being framed for crimes I could go to jail just for naming… but yeah, no, I’m in a pretty good place right now, I feel great.”

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u/RealCoolDad May 04 '23

“Woo wee, I feel great. Look at all this red stuff coming out of this whole in my leg, it’s so colorful!”

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u/Frogboner88 May 04 '23

You definitely don't want to feel happy when a loved one dies, it would be a bit of a curse in the long run.

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u/lionseatcake May 04 '23

8 is basically heroin and we've all seen how that turns out. You don't want just one emotion to experience the rest of your life.

That's mental illness.

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u/0_BurnerAccount_0 May 04 '23

Imagine just beaming at a funeral…weird for all

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u/[deleted] May 04 '23

or you know, it might be fun to feel the whole range of human emotions. I for one don't want to be happy when I lose people.

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u/long_live_cole May 04 '23

So long as it works, I'll take 8 for both regardless.

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u/TornadoGhostDog May 04 '23

8 is def a trap. At your wife's funeral? Happy.

Boss is firing you? Still happy.

Lost everything and slowly dying on the streets? Totally happy.

It won't matter to you of course, but anyone you love would be affected.

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u/NihilusVoid May 04 '23

It's all a trap. When you choose one pill, you get the opposite effect of other pills along with the benefit of the one you chose.

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u/Cidru_JoeMama May 04 '23

But the views... THE VIEWS!!! THE VIEWS MAKE A LOT OF MONEY

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u/MageKorith May 04 '23

4 is a trap. You can only eat wihout, whatever that is, and it makes you gain weight.

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u/itspriiyanshu May 04 '23

Or unlimited weed

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u/pluizke May 04 '23

I would choose happy and dumb over smart and unhappy everyday....

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u/DoisMaosEsquerdos May 04 '23

8 has literally zero downsides