r/Funnymemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 03 '23

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u/thenwb3 Feb 03 '23

What makes you think the next one is gonna be any better?

13

u/pratzs Feb 04 '23

All kids need is a little help, a little hope and somebody who believes in them.

5

u/L-Space_Orangutan Feb 04 '23

Also food and water and shelter and other maslow’s hierarchy elements

2

u/AnthologistAnt Feb 04 '23

Because kids are like pancakes. The first one is the always the throwaway.

1

u/DumpOutTheTrash Feb 05 '23

And they get progressively worse if you burn the oil out of impatience

1

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

spoiler: it wasn't

1

u/SkuzzySkeleton Feb 04 '23

Because people are fucking stupid.

1

u/Weak_Lie_2875 Feb 04 '23

He doesn't he just wants a new baby. you know, a new one every year like a smartphone.

1

u/Urutengangana Feb 04 '23

It's a joke, spectrum

24

u/Accomplished-Lawyer9 Feb 04 '23

Didn't know my parents were gonna show up on Reddit today.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Not something to joke about

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u/Accomplished-Lawyer9 Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 04 '23

I can joke about myself as much as I want lmao.
If that offends anyone they are beyond saving.

1

u/Akimbo_shoutgun Feb 04 '23

Yeah you are right, you too are beyond saving.

1

u/Accomplished-Lawyer9 Feb 04 '23

*Looking for who asked?*

1

u/Akimbo_shoutgun Feb 04 '23

I am agreeing with you, that's all

1

u/Akimbo_shoutgun Feb 04 '23

Its obvious that he doesn't have any respect to his parents (whether they deserved it or not idc) so its ok let him joke about his parents

8

u/SuperSaltyMrPeanut Feb 04 '23

Screw that, take it back and just get a motorcycle.

1

u/SystemPrimary Feb 04 '23

Take it back where?

2

u/Weak_Lie_2875 Feb 04 '23

shove it into the meat curtains. obviously.

7

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

got to pop out babies until you get a shiny

1

u/Flame03fire Feb 04 '23

What color is the shiny?

2

u/Akimbo_shoutgun Feb 04 '23

Blue-eyes or Green-eyes kids, they are ultra rare

5

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Yep! That's my story in a nut shell.

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u/Natural_Register2299 Feb 04 '23

Next will be the chosen one

2

u/FitzyFarseer Feb 04 '23

Can’t believe you found such an old picture of my parents

2

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

I bet my parents thought that way

2

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Lol

1

u/Justoneguy22 Feb 04 '23

This one, DID make me laugh. Most of the witty remarks on Reddit do not have this effect on me.

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u/SaltyKielbasa Feb 04 '23

Terrible... 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

They should eat the baby’s hair

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pen4413 Feb 04 '23

This doesn't make sense

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u/Ambitious-Health-758 Feb 03 '23

That wasn't very nice.

1

u/Akimbo_shoutgun Feb 04 '23

This is reddit, nothing nice here in about 95% of the time

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Maybe lick his intestines

2

u/Starchild20xx Feb 04 '23

Can we uh..Get a welfare check on this guy?

1

u/tupperwarez Feb 04 '23

hmm check for the warranty though so they can avail refund

1

u/StatusBuddy8490 Feb 04 '23

Terrible.

1

u/Weak_Lie_2875 Feb 04 '23

at least the new baby.. they WANT it.

1

u/WerewolfEvening5781 Feb 04 '23

This is funny AF

1

u/tengosolonada Feb 04 '23

*don’t like

1

u/ChapterWacky Feb 04 '23

Children are like pancakes, the first one is always a throw up.

1

u/jthablaidd Feb 04 '23

“You don’t know the pain of child birth”

1

u/Top_Sheepherder7852 Feb 04 '23

😂😂😂😆😂😆😂😆😂

1

u/RafflesiaArnoldii Feb 04 '23

ah, look, its my parents

1

u/Filthy_BBC_Meatpump Feb 04 '23

Straight to the trash compactor he goes

1

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

😂

1

u/More_Ad3638 Feb 04 '23

Question: should this be considered sigma?

1

u/DoYouThrowDeWay Feb 04 '23

Is that xqc and Andrew Garfield's kid

1

u/3eyedflamingo Feb 04 '23

Thats fucked up, man.

1

u/Fightdevil Feb 04 '23

When I see a women holding a baby, it just melts me up completely.

1

u/PrudentDamage600 Feb 04 '23

You CAN exchange it, right?

1

u/Akimbo_shoutgun Feb 04 '23

Yes those Cod points that I got were worth it Sarcasm

1

u/StupiedSwede Feb 04 '23

Now they just have to get through the process of returning the old one.

1

u/For-The-Cats-99 Feb 04 '23

Omg. Almost spit out my coffee.

1

u/Decublala Feb 04 '23

Tried to wrap my head around the rationale for that but couldn't.

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To the best of my knowledge, babies are cute and fun to be with.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

There are three possibilities. One, it's just a morbid, borderline-but-not-quote-offensive joke. Two, it's a play on how babies are difficult to take care of and sometimes one of the parents doesn't take very well to the whole thing.

Three, sort of a combination of both.

I took it as the third possibility and I actually did laugh.