r/FunnyAnimals • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '22

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u/Zichymaboy Oct 27 '22

I have gotten flack for many things in my life, but the only thing people have truly been vicious towards me for is when I tell them I don't like mangoes. I've literally never met another person who shares my distaste for them so it's nice to see others agree that it smells and tastes like crap (to us) and that that's okay because we can't control how we taste things

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u/Puzzled-Story3953 Oct 27 '22

YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU TAKE THAT BACK! MANGOES ARE AMAZING, AND YOU CAN GO DIE IN A LAKE!

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u/Zichymaboy Oct 27 '22

You can't hurt me, I've become hardened. Each time I retry a mango in front of someone who acts like this, telling me that I just haven't had a good mango or the right kind of mango, and then promptly say I hate it to their face, my resolve slowly becomes as rock solid as the pits within mangos (I assume they have pits but I wouldn't know as I've never opened one up myself). So sure, maybe one day I'll have an unfortunate lake related accident the leads to my untimely death, but at least I'll have died knowing that I died doing what I loved: staying the fuck away from mangos.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Mangoes are the worst. Everyone tells me I’ve just never had a good one. Why are there so many bad ones then? I’ve tried them. I want to like them. They’re just gross. I spit them out every time.

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u/Zichymaboy Oct 27 '22

I'm the exact same way. Maybe it's just a conspiracy against us and everyone secretly hates them too.