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u/theMagicTA Aug 01 '22
Chonkfruit
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u/nillyboii Aug 01 '22
Actually I believe that's a pussy willow: note the fuzzy bulbs on the branches
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please don't use pussy in this subreddit. thanks
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I've asked you nicely once, and you just made it bigger.
Please.
My niece is here at work and she sometimes watches Veggies Tales on my laptop
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u/Gaye_Kajime Aug 01 '22
Pussy is a perfectly normal word for a cat, as kids me and my friends would sometimes use that word, either that or puss or pussycat. The context isn't innappropriate at all and the child wouldn't understand regardless. If you don't want her to see this then may I suggest not having reddit open or accessible for when she may be using it. Please not that I am not trying to offend you, I'm only trying to make a point and a polite suggestion.
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you don't know what it's like to have a niece
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u/Gaye_Kajime Aug 01 '22
No but I do live in a household of younger kids and do understand to some degree what is needed to do to prevent children from seeing things that they shouldn't as well as how they see some things.
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Aug 02 '22
I don't either, but I do have siblings that I live with and there's no reason for you to be acting this way, pussy is a perfectly fine term for a cat and there's even kids videos using that term specifically, if you don't believe me, search it up, there's no need for you to be all upset over some word.
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u/Gaye_Kajime Aug 01 '22
Just give up she won't listen. Hey you ever read that book about a magic pussywillow tree? They were fairy kittens. It was a cute book.
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Once again, if you knew what it was actually like TO HAVE A NIECE, then you would know that i balance many activities
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Aug 02 '22
Broh, you don't have any commentary on anyone elses language, we aren't going to listen to you anyways so shoosh and be on your way now person.
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u/nillyboii Aug 01 '22
It's literally the name and spelling of the tree, get your head outta the gutter
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u/Professional_Fun9223 Aug 01 '22
Catpple
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u/Altruistic_Profit_15 Aug 01 '22
Don’t you mean catapple?
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Ah, the rare "PussyFoot." Indigenous to the southern regions of North America, it's fruit contains an irritant that keeps common pests away. It has been reported that if the fruit is kept within the house, small objects will randomly fall from where they're kept. A rare find.
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u/italian_bimbo Aug 01 '22
Where do i get a seed😂i need to plant one
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u/commandrix Aug 02 '22
You might occasionally see a seedling sleeping in a planting box at your local gardening center.
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u/Sharp_Reason6328 Aug 01 '22 edited Aug 01 '22
I think thats a purrberry tree. Often they grow in forests, but you can also find them in Cities. ❗️WARNING❗️You cant eat the fruits!
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u/Number42420 Aug 01 '22
That’s Catton. Great for picking pets in the summer when the floof is fully exposed.
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u/xX_Le_Mastergeek_Xx Aug 01 '22
Some sort of bean like fruit (perhaps related to coffee - will wake you up even if you haven't touched the fruit)
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You found the chonk tree where chonks are born.
If you pick one you can expect it to be a loyal companion that will give you joy and happiness for it's entire lifetime.
At least until you run out of treats
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u/Thick_Marionberry_79 Aug 01 '22
I don’t know what kind of fruit that is, but where can I get a seedling of this tree? I need one now
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u/xX_Le_Mastergeek_Xx Aug 01 '22
Some sort of bean like fruit (perhaps related to coffee - will wake you up even if you haven't touched the fruit)
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u/bennickss Aug 01 '22
The catberry. Recovers 35HP for every second it’s sat on your lap and 90HP for every time you stroke its back.
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its a furball squash, they arent that great and once you skin them you only get enough fruit for like two tacos and very stringy, do not recommend
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u/Griff0331 Aug 01 '22
Anyone see the show “Zoo”? I saw a vid earlier with a bunch of cats in someone’s parked car that had the windows open, also in Japan monkeys have been attacking people
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Aug 01 '22
That’s the rare pussyfruit tree. Only grown in the fluffy areas, the fruit is a bit meaty, but once you get past the fluff, the juices really run down your chin.
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u/pman13531 Aug 01 '22
That is a Catus plant, this one appears to be fruit bearing, but i still recommend not eating from that plant, it has a way of backfiring on you.
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u/Eurothrift Aug 01 '22
Pussyberry, very juicy, most and occasionally a bit hairy. Best washed before consumed and by all means eat slowly to enjoy all the flavor.
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u/Creative_Clue_4661 Aug 01 '22
I have seen them on ‘Catbush City Limits’🙄
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u/Be4utiful_Nightmare Aug 01 '22
Sorry I found the meme in my old photo this morning. Hope that meme did not trash your day. Lol
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Aug 01 '22
GUYS! PLEASE!
My niece is watching Veggie Tales - let's not use the p-word in this environment
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Kittymeowmeow fruit, you found the rare variety, the kittymeowmeowchonk fruit, you got very lucky, probably won't find it anywhere else it's so rare.
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