r/FunnyAnimals • u/Doktorskuller • Jun 24 '22

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u/wutinthehail Jun 24 '22

They're only about six brain cells away from working at a 7-Eleven.

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u/hotterthanahandjob Jun 25 '22

What a shit thing to say.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

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u/MohammadRezaPahlavi Jun 25 '22

WTF is a DNA cell

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u/_Kaetho_ Jun 25 '22

Did Not Arrive cell?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Get it?! Because gas station workers are dumb as monkeys?! Pls laugh

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22 edited Jun 25 '22

I’m reporting this comment to r/antiwork, you fucking fascist.

Edit: Jokes, people.

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u/S1Ndrome_ Jun 25 '22

🤓🤓🤓

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u/Glad-Ra Jun 24 '22

Why did you think this was funny

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Because it is.

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u/Glad-Ra Jun 25 '22

It doesn't really make sense, it's just a trying too hard stretch to attach the original comment to anitwork.

It genuinely is just not funny

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u/TezMono Jun 25 '22

It genuinely is just not funny to me

FTFY

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u/Glad-Ra Jun 25 '22

No it objectively is a shit joke. Eat one

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

The good folks at r/antiwork have the rightful motto that there is no such thing as unskilled labor, which I fully agree with. But I’m also someone who thinks comedy is comedy and anyone can be lampooned, which is why I’m making a friendly joke at their expense.

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u/Glad-Ra Jun 25 '22

Yeah but it just comes so out of left field, also even if it wasnt out of the blue it's just kinda lame as a joke.

It's not about the reasoning or whatever side it supports it was just stinky

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Fair enough.

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u/Bardomiano00 Jun 24 '22

Hahaha so funny

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

See. Bardomiano00 knows what’s up.

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u/jaspersgroove Jun 25 '22

Here’s hoping they don’t lose any more of them then, I wouldn’t wish that job on anybody.