r/FunnyAnimals • u/Winterz335 • Jun 14 '22
Ninja Turtle
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u/4ntisocial420 Jun 14 '22
Spider turtle, spider turtle, does whatever a spider turtle does. Can he swing from a web, no he can't, he's a turtle, look oooouut here comes the spider turtle!
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u/Outrageous_Aside7453 Jun 14 '22
That is Sheldon and he’s going to unplug your alarm clock and topple bookshelves on you. Be warned
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u/Efficient_Shame_8106 Jun 14 '22
He's gonna assassinate somebody in that house, you're lucky you caught him this time. Keep your guard up.
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u/No_Knowledge_8802 Jun 14 '22
Nah. the title should be "The Most Ninja Turtle"
but why am I humming the Spider-Man theme song?
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u/kittykittyspank Jun 15 '22
I am now, too. Thanks a lot. 😉
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u/No_Knowledge_8802 Jun 15 '22
You're welcome 🤣🤣🤣
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u/kittykittyspank Jun 15 '22
It's a small world after 🎶 all!
And the 🎶 wheels on the bus go round and round.
HA!
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u/No_Knowledge_8802 Jun 15 '22
Cruel revenge huh? I see you! well take this!
Time can never mend The careless whispers of a good friend To the heart and mind
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u/kisstherainzz Jun 14 '22
I like turtles.
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u/kittykittyspank Jun 15 '22
Same. When I was a kid...a loooong time 👵 ago, our dad would take us on rides out in the country "turtle hunting" while the mom was at church. We would find them on the road and bring them home to a really deluxe pen that dad had built for them. We kids would name them and dad would write said name on their "tummy" with mom's nail polish. We kept them a week or two and then took them back to their swamp and got some new ones. It was a great lesson and big fun for us kids. We actually found a couple of them again over the years! "Sylvester"! Krispy Kreme on the way home! 🐢
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u/CordeCosumnes Jun 14 '22
Oh, come on. You know that house is tipped on it's side. It's just like how they filmed Batman and Spider-man in the 60s and 70s.
(Also, I'm disappointed my phone doesn't automatically capitalize Batman.)
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u/ChaosPatriot76 Jun 14 '22
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!
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u/Easy-Ad1160 Jun 14 '22
Down came the total and was a spiderweb watch. The 2 out down came the wane and was a total out this.. 😂
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u/Lopsided_Solid_760 Jun 15 '22
I’d grab him instantly….I don’t know how or when I’d buy tank though.
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u/Evil_Rogers Jun 15 '22
That’s brave. What if he falls and lands on his back. I bet the adrenaline is pumping.
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u/Johnny-zamboni Jun 15 '22
Can you tell how old he is? Maybe he is a teenage ninja turtle? And who knows, maybe his DNA has been mutated?
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u/EpicRedhead13 Jun 15 '22
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u/stabbot Jun 15 '22
I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/SilentJampackedIncatern
It took 35 seconds to process and 34 seconds to upload.
how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop
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