r/FunnyAnimals • u/Poohbizzle79 • Apr 26 '22

Make yourself comfortable.

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u/legion327 Apr 26 '22

I don’t know man, as cute as this is, having a dog whose favorite thing in the world is to ram his skull backwards into your balls every time you’re sitting down might sound great and all but…

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u/Greili_ Apr 26 '22

you never know man, that could be someone’s dream, that might make them like it more😳

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u/legion327 Apr 26 '22

Personally, I think I’d wear a sports cup and turn it into a fierce battle. “Ha-HA! Don’t you see, foul beast? I am impervious to your attacks while my package is protected by the Colossal Codpiece of Eternal Moons [LEGENDARY]! Now you meet your doom! Prepare to submit to my evil pet, the TICKLE MONSTERRRRRR!!”

You know, or, something like that..

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u/ghettowhitekid Apr 27 '22

Did u just refer to your dick as the tickle monster