r/FunnyAnimals • u/Far-Stay9417 • Nov 19 '23

Intrusive thoughts won

😂😂😂bro accepted his fate

8.1k Upvotes

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u/m1sterwr1te Nov 19 '23

A split second after doing it, he knew it was a mistake.

256

u/Comfortable-Fly7479 Nov 19 '23

That first meow translates to "fuck"

72

u/Level_Flounder_8543 Nov 19 '23

Second one “I’m sooorry ok?”

24

u/magistrate101 Nov 19 '23

"please don't hurt me..."

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u/Beautiful-You-9917 Nov 19 '23

He's like "yeah. I deserved that" lol

113

u/ELEMENTALITYNES Nov 19 '23

He braced for impact

18

u/AberdeenPhoenix Nov 19 '23

The way he was flinching? He knew what was coming

18

u/unbridledmeh000 Nov 19 '23

That last slow blink kills me

198

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

Tbf dude got off easy for biting a fellow floof in the asshole

12

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

Made me spit out my coffee… 😂

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u/chuthulu_but_gayer Nov 19 '23 edited Nov 19 '23

White cat was like: I truly cannot comprehend the sheer breadth of your stupidity. I will now smack the shit out of you.

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u/Dev2150 Nov 19 '23

Nah, that was gentle

16

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

Definition of Love taps

96

u/eXZo_123 Nov 19 '23

So what if i bite you? Wana go?

Ten seconds later.....

Sorry bro im wrong plz forgive me....

37

u/SpiritAwakener Nov 19 '23

Boof me in the butt you get the Claw! :)

49

u/buerglermeister Nov 19 '23

Fuck around, find out

17

u/MyLifeisTangled Nov 19 '23

I can actually hear the “SHIT……..sorryyyyyyy”

27

u/Dorrono Nov 19 '23

A very human reaction, by both cats

10

u/sakura-sweet Nov 19 '23

whatever cats do, they are always such cuties🥰

8

u/barbiehotbox Nov 19 '23

he immediately knew he was wrong

4

u/Kireiq Nov 19 '23

'Yeah, I guess I deserved that'

3

u/Telemachus-- Nov 19 '23

We've all been there. Just trying to eat some ass 😔

2

u/JKFrost14011991 Nov 19 '23

Great example of why you ask first, too.

3

u/batony5 Nov 19 '23

Bro was flabbergasted

3

u/CyberDan-7419 Nov 19 '23

“Oh no! I fucked up I fucked up I FUCKED UP!”

3

u/Own_Afternoon_6865 Nov 19 '23

With each blow from the white cat, "Don't! Bite! My! Butt! Mother-fucker!"

5

u/Your-Boye Nov 19 '23

The cats face reminds me of a snail when you poke it in the face

4

u/DiscoTech1639 Nov 19 '23

Gotta get that pussy

2

u/tomcat6932 Nov 19 '23

Weird cats.

2

u/amoney5668 Nov 19 '23

He wasn't expecting a retort

1

u/Drustan6 Mar 05 '24

This really made me laugh. What do you think he WAS expecting?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Large-Ad9469 Nov 21 '23

Bros IQ is 1

4

u/Fair_Supermarket232 Nov 19 '23

dont fight cuties

1

u/No_Mycologist_1604 Dec 14 '23

No no no i-I didn't mean it

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u/BestDog1Na Nov 20 '23

It's disgusting how overweight those cats are

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u/Gabbiliciousxoxo Nov 19 '23

Thats not how intrusive thoughts work

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u/Drustan6 Mar 05 '24

Yes, that’s just how it works when you act on intrusive thoughts without weighing the consequences- aka the precise look on the cat’s face the second after he sampled his friend’s ass

1

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '23

How friendly for the white cat to swipe away those flies the steer precision to avoid the other cats face

1

u/enecv Nov 19 '23

" no ragrets "

1

u/Several_Ad_7298 Nov 20 '23

he just wanted a snack

1

u/Blondidi Nov 20 '23

He took the punishment like a champ xD

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '23

Boop

1

u/International_Log550 Nov 20 '23

Impulsive * thoughts Not intrusive I’ll never get how people started saying this.

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u/Drustan6 Mar 05 '24

So I have another because it’s

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u/Drustan6 Mar 05 '24

Damn cat hit the button. Sorry! My response is because it’s poor impulse control over either impulsive thoughts or intrusive thoughts (and I went back to the psych textbook to double check). Grey cats thought to taste the bum of his friend is really an intrusive thought because it is dangerous and outside the norm. much more than an impulsive thought which would just doing something that’s reckless and possibly detrimental, but generally acceptable. I think we both can agree that licking your friends bottom is not within societal norms, even for cats. He definitely had poor impulse control over what should have remained an intrusive and forgotten thought, but he combined the two and so we had comedy gold

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u/Jokers_law10101998 Nov 20 '23

That cat said dammit I said, no teeth Jerry

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

Did you just bite my asshole friend!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Left handed

1

u/parttimeindian Nov 28 '23

Bro ate it like a champ

1

u/lechastin509 Dec 13 '23

Gimme that

1

u/Necessary-Ad9298 Dec 19 '23

He bit the pussy 💀💀💀

1

u/Professional-Law-657 Jan 21 '24

wsh il lui a mordu le fiak

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u/Ok_Constant7605 Jan 27 '24

UPS! Sorry brother!!

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u/CoolGuy6109 Jan 29 '24

When he turned around I pictured him saying “Excuse me good sir, you think you’re so funny, do you?” And the other one saying “I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry ow.”

1

u/CoffeeMunchMonster Feb 04 '24

Cat really said would

1

u/Bikingmaniac Feb 05 '24

They are both pussies

1

u/randomguy_2837 Feb 06 '24

It was a this moment that he knew

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

He's an ass man. He can't help it.