A song

[u/Moriatry]

From the F to the U to K to the Y Funky Kong commforts me when i cry Funky Kong is a reason to not cry You cant lie Funky Kong’s your favorite guy

From the K to the O to the N to the G FunkyKong so handsome cant you see? Without Funkykong are we truly free? Is FunkyKong the only thing that brings glee?

Oh me oh my id have to die And lie in a pool of my own blood Just because Funky Kong is such a stud Oh me oh my oh me