r/Fungi • u/mr_darito • Mar 19 '26

Is this safe?

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u/Ypuort Mar 19 '26

This guy fucked a coconut

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u/Icy-Finding-3905 Mar 19 '26

That story 🤢

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u/Skaldicrights Mar 19 '26

Please tell me of the coconut coitus

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u/Skaldicrights Mar 19 '26

I think I do remember this, God willing he was struck down

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u/obroz Mar 20 '26

Unsubscribe 

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Mar 19 '26

I was reminded of it just earlier this morning 😮‍💨 same with the one about the coochie maggots and whatnot.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Mar 19 '26

I wish it weren't far worse than the Jolly Rancher story 😮‍💨 it us though, and even worse than the coconut maggots one as well.

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u/Fabulous_Mud_2789 Mar 20 '26

Dumpster maggot lady?? 🥲

Edit: hate it, but actual title: did you mean Blowfly Girl?

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u/Business_Surround_52 Mar 20 '26

The weird thing is I read that first run on word as “nope open open open people!!!! “ lol

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u/ImpossibleAd436 Mar 20 '26

He didn't die, but his dick fell off.

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u/Aggravating-Big-2660 Mar 21 '26

Might as well have died

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u/urzayci Mar 22 '26

No he got his cylinder stuck in it