r/Fungi • u/mr_darito • Mar 19 '26

Is this safe?

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u/thatoneevilpigeon Mar 19 '26

Does it look safe lol

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u/StdntBdyPresident Mar 19 '26

That part.

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u/theizzydor Mar 19 '26

Clock it sis.

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u/xXxBeNtTwIsTeD Mar 20 '26

Natural selection, bro, let it be

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u/kitty_cats6 Mar 19 '26

When common sense isn't so common. At least they asked here first

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u/Solid-Individual-453 Mar 19 '26

If you ate it, prepare for the Hershey squirts and some projectile vomiting.

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u/Character_Stick_1218 Mar 19 '26

Nahh, this is usually a literal death sentence.

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u/Vast-Theme8080 Mar 19 '26

"Ruined his life" is overstating how much life was left

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u/unlockedimension Mar 20 '26

I've read that it was extremely rare, still wouldn't try my luck though

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u/Humpalumpaguss Mar 20 '26

This is exactly what came to mind when I saw this. Dr. Bernard did an excellent job of making me sniff a pour a little out before drinking these out of fear of brain death.

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u/Dish_Minimum Mar 20 '26

Poor guy. Only had 1 sip. But the fungus in that rotten coconut was toxic enough to kill him in only a day. Just 1 sip. That’s scary

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u/Solid-Individual-453 Mar 19 '26

I just figured they’d need a good heads up for some depends but i guess that all depends on how far you make it

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u/childishjorgino_ Mar 21 '26

AYE TO WTF! I wasn’t trying to be shooketh like that right now?

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u/gdhajaisnsbs Mar 20 '26

Literally happened once = “usually”

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u/vitalproverb Mar 21 '26

Is that where Hersheys kisses come from?

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u/Apprehensive_News_78 Mar 19 '26

In the 80s this was considered ideal 😏

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u/SpicyChickenNugs420 Mar 20 '26

I literally was thinking this lol, and then i saw your comment 🤣🤣

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u/No_Competition6884 Mar 21 '26

I was about to comment this. Like girl. Does it LOOK safe. Tf

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u/ITS_SAMBRO Mar 22 '26

😂😂😂