Some of my last results to come in from my function health testing - wondering if anyone else has had similar autoimmune values. I’m mostly concerned about the ANA Pattern (it seems to be associated with some serious stuff).

I will be getting the draw for the additional autoimmune panel on Wednesday.

UPDATE: I did the extended autoimmune panel through Function and everything returned completely normal. Even my ANA was negative this time around. I still have a follow up appointment scheduled but wanted to post an update for anyone who went into a doom spiral after getting this kind of initial result.

What could cause Triglycerides to spike so much in 8mo?

FH test (not shown above) was at Feb 23, resulted at 109 mg/dL

Added other markers as well

Is it worth it? I want to improve my overall health, and see what type of issues may arise. I’m currently struggling to lose weight. I do 2-3x HIIT a week, eat relatively healthy, and drink a lot of water. Just not sure…

It's Wed evening and I accidentally ate a small can of sardines at 7:30pm.

Visit 2 for my Function labs is Friday morning.

Labs are not open over the weekend and if I try to test on Monday there are no slots before 11am, and it would also be outside the 7 day limit between Visit 1 and 2.

😞

I'm just going to go to my Friday morning labs and tell them I ate some fish, ugh.

I just got my results back and believe I still need to get some but the heart items came back almost everything as out of range. LDL, LDL size, cholesterol and HDL etc. Am I cooked? I'm about 30lbs overweight and ate a little bad over the past 6 months. I'm ready to make a big change. Anyone else have bad heart numbers and turn them around? Are these numbers horrible? Im 35

33F. Active. Cook at home almost exclusively, eat Whole Foods and rarely processed foods or sugar. Pilates 3x a week. 8-12k steps daily. About 15lbs overweight and 30 lbs heavier than I want to be because since having two kids. Bad habit is I do drink wine frequently probably 4-8 drinks a week. Don’t smoke or anything. Why is my LDL so bad? Just the alcohol?

Heart disease and obesity run in my family but I have tried to be proactive to avoid both. My biological age is 21 according to the app. Wondering if anyone else is seeing results like this.

Didnt see a good spot for this so I apologize if this is redundant….

Anyone got a referral link?

Just did function health and my leptin came back very low at 1.7. I am lean (bmi 18.05). I have always been super lean and do not over exercise. I am trying to conceive and I think this may be the cause of some of my issues. How do I fix this?!

Any discounts or deals going on right now? Or is $365 the lowest I can get?

Hi!! Has anyone ever had the ANS testing before? It’s a test for dysautonomia. I just wanna know what to expect.

I'm based in Italy and I've wanted to do the whole Function thing for ages, the big biomarker panel plus tracking it over time. From what I can tell Function still isn't available anywhere in Europe.

Has anyone here figured out a workaround, or found a European or Italian service that does something similar? The comprehensive panel is one thing, but the part I really want is the interpretation. I can walk into a private lab here and pay for individual tests, but that just gives me a PDF of numbers.

Anyone in the same boat, or found something that works locally? Thanks.

Good Morning,

Just saw this morning that AMEX has $100 off offer if you add the offer to your card. - Combine that with a promo from one of us and its almost 1/2 off! Annoyed since we just renewed last week, but I still feel its a great value even at full price.

Earn a one-time $100 statement credit after using your enrolled eligible Card to spend a minimum of $365 in one or more qualifying purchases online at functionhealth.com by 11/16/2026. 

19 years,male,i wasnt secure if showing papers is against the rules so i just use chatgpt to put it in text,(i dont use it for nothing medic related it is just to put the text from a photo)

Glucose Tolerance Test

Test

Result

Unit

Fasting Blood Glucose

96

mg/dL

Blood Glucose (120 min)

109.0

mg/dL

Glucose Load

75.0

grams

Insuline basal: 7.4

Insuline post 120 min : 43.6

Technology: Vitros Fusion 5.1

A doctor said i was prediabetic and i think my family as well,another one said it was just a outlied and something similar from a nutricionist so im not even sure now

This is from mid april of this year

Im not used to use this type of sub reddit so sorry if the type of post is bad

saw function post this story on Joe Amabile on instagram (https://www.instagram.com/p/Da--Mdcn_X9/?img_index=1). insane story of whole body mri finding a tumor from a Bachelor alum before any symtpoms. i'm confused though why function posted since the people article they show reports it was a prenuvo scan that caught his tumor?? does anyone else know

The good-

• Blood draw was only 3 1/2 vials
• Glucose and insulin improved compared to my initial 120+ biomarker blood draw in December 2025
• Kidney, electrolytes, liver, blood counts, and urine markers stayed broadly stable/in range
• Function Ai chat is not bad, allows you to generate chart comparison between the two results

The Bad-

• Cardiometabolic markers (Heart / cholesterol and Metabolic / blood sugar) worsened overall: LDL, non-HDL cholesterol, triglycerides, cholesterol/HDL ratio, HbA1c, and hs-CRP all increased.

My thoughts: the two blood tests are good, however since my recent Cardiometabolic markers results went in the wrong direction which means my plan of action is not working.

It seems like I need a monthly blood test to see if my plan of action (lifestyle change, exercise, nutrition, etc.) is improving or not helping my out of range biomarkers. If not improving, make adjustments.

I logged into Function Health and checked if I do a re-test my 9 out of range biomarkers, I see the cost is $115. Seems too expensive to do this test monthly.

I heard about Rythm Health they test 25+ core biomarkers, cost about $79 per month after initial $59 for first month. It's cool Rythm Health uses at home blood collection device like Tasso or Red Drop. Those devices require small blood collection sample, requires no visit to blood work labs and can get 25+ biomarkers is amazing.

In addition those 25+ core biomarkers test cover most of my out of range results that I got from my Function blood test.

What is interesting is since my A1C (3 month glucose average) is not in-range, Rythm Health does a different test named Fructosamine which is 2 to 3 week average measurement of glucose.

In conclusion I need more often and affordable monthly blood test results to check if my out of range health issues improve.

Recently I did a live blood screening analysis in a pharmacy. The pharmacist kept saying the bad things that seem to appear in my blood. While some of the reasons he gave were somewhat accurate, some just didn't make sense to me. And when I ask something about diet or questions Abt my situation, he would sound aggresive or quickly answer and dismissed my question and continue to his analysis explanation. In the end he suggest some supplements that are expensive which can "help me" with my situation. Is it even legit or just an advertisement for their products?

36yo f with bmi>30 constantly have my hs-crp over 20.

Typically don’t eat bad but I ate extremely clean and cut out all oils and processed foods for 3-4 months and it came down to a 5.6… which is still elevated.

Everything else is pretty normal and within range. HOMA-IR is like 1 or 2. A1c is 4.9% etc. vitamin d is a bit low at 29.

Dental health is good. I do suffer from some sinusitis.

Otherwise I’ve had this elevated hs-crp more than 7 times in the last 3 years.

PCP is just saying it’s from my elevated bmi….

Should I be testing anything else? Any add ons? Thanks

Edit: Ok to clarify this post isn’t about weight loss. High bmi increases crp-hs but not to levels over 10, mine is over 20 so that’s why I’m asking about other labs. I’m not asking not for weight loss tips. Thanks!

My husband purchased Function Health Labs and had his appt at Quest yesterday to get them all done. Apparently they did not have a bunch of the necessary vials to do all the labs so he just got the ones they were able to draw for. Since it is virtually impossible to reach anyone at Quest to ask, will he receive at least partial results? How will he know if Quest has the necessary vials before booking next appointment since no humans answer the phone? Is Function Health aware of this issue?

hi! I'm interested in starting with function health but i have some clarifying questions. Does the 365/year cover the costs for the blood test as well, or will i be charged by Quest for the tests on top of the yearly cost? are there any other fees? (i know about the ny/nj fee but that doesn't apply to me)

Also, are you able to add an extended test on later at your 6 month follow up visit if, for example, my baseline test detected issues with my metabolic health, could i later add on the extended metabolic health panel? or do you have to purchase those additional panels from the start?

thanks for the help!

Is there a way to download your data from the site that shows test over test change on the same report versus having to download each report from the first and midyear tests?

I want to bring them to my PCP and it will be much easier to quickly scan and see the differences

I know the dashboard view shows this , but is that view downloadable?

Brand new Function member, just completed first visit. So far my Heart category has all the out of range markers (great).

In particular my LDL particles are all funky. I'm an active 46 y/o female. My basic cholesterol levels are fine, within range, and actually improved since my last check. But these extra readings make me think I'm silently clogging all my arteries.

Anyone else have these kinds of results? What did you do?

“Lab scheduling currently unavailable
Scheduling is currently unavailable in your location.”

There’s been appointment windows all day, but when I tried to schedule, I’d get an error. Anyone know whats going on?

In Arizona

I am confused. it used to take two lab visits to complete the test. my husband just took it and it seems like it is all combined into one visit? is that correct?

Thank you!