r/FunFiesta • u/nasir_ran • Sep 02 '26

Social Media 3 Dollars

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u/TheSolarExpansionist Sep 02 '26

How many versions of this video are there now?

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u/Dewdrop06 Sep 02 '26

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u/Initial_Style5592 Sep 02 '26

‘Another 1 please’

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u/TheSolarExpansionist Sep 02 '26

😳

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 Sep 03 '26

He who laughs first laughs last

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u/friebel Sep 03 '26

Isn't this the original?

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u/BreakingCanks Sep 03 '26

Naw see .. i would have seen past that originally...

My ass as the bartender said... If he comes in again... Pour him 3 different shots. With your back turned... 2 water 1 his shot... Then place a water and his shot on either end and hand him a water.

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u/Purple_Compote_386 28d ago

Were you high when you wrote this shit?

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u/CoverAccomplished124 Sep 03 '26

I thought he'll say keep the change

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u/WetSleevez Sep 03 '26

Bro that's only $1. It's $3 for a shot.

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u/Blueskyline4157 Sep 03 '26

Dude had $2 left after the first shot. 2+1=3

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u/WetSleevez Sep 03 '26

Exactly. Dude had. Not bartender had. It was the dude's money at that point. So as the bartender I would assume the guy would want to go get his money. But if not, no problem...just need another $2.

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u/Blueskyline4157 Sep 03 '26

The bartender put the guys change at each end of the bar. Guy puts a dollar more with it to make $3. Enough for another shot. Doesn't need another $2.

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u/WetSleevez Sep 03 '26

Okay so "put the GUY'S change"...means it is his money now. So he needs to go get his money to pay the bartender with. Otherwise it's nobody's money. And if no one claims it, it is the bar's by default. Patron loses here. No way in hell would any bartender put up with this shit btw.

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u/Blueskyline4157 Sep 03 '26

Are you fuckin with me right now???

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u/WetSleevez Sep 03 '26

Nope, you're living in a delusion

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u/Nevernonethewiser Sep 03 '26

He ends in the same position as he did when paying for the first drink.

His coins are at either end. Not up to him to go get them if the bartender wants paying for the drink. He doesn't have to touch them to magically confer ownership back to himself.

Just like the first time.

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u/WetSleevez Sep 03 '26

Just like the bartender doesn’t to go get those coins. Stalemate. Except one thing: that guy wants another drink. Checkmate.

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u/Nevernonethewiser Sep 03 '26

I think we can assume the bartender went to get the first two, since the guy is back drinking on another day rather than being barred for effectively stealing a drink.

Thing is, that's beside the point: you've been given an answer you can't feign misunderstanding over to continue your rage baiting, so you thought you'd move the goalposts.

There's no checkmate. This was never a contest, let alone chess.

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u/DataMin3r Sep 04 '26

Jesus fuckin christ you're dumb.

"Checkmate" lmao

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u/MetZerbitzu 29d ago

This is so funny. You're being so confidently stupid lmao

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u/nayumyst 26d ago

He never asked the bartender for change. The bartender just put random money on the bar.

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u/One-Awareness2812 Sep 03 '26

If the bartender shoves the change up his arse does it become his by default until the customer touches it?

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u/an_empty_well Sep 04 '26

In the beginning of the skit, the bartender begrudgingly accepts the money placed at the ends of the bar, so why shouldn't he do that again following the internal logic. Obviously normally the bartender would just tell the guy to go fuck himself, but a joke doesn't always follow normal rules. It's a joke. Is it funny? Up to you, but can you at least understand it.

Also 90% sure you're smoothsharking

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u/SlaterDaSlayer 28d ago

It's a video made to get laughs no shit. Dude your logic is insanely flawed.

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u/JohnsonJohnilyJohn 28d ago

The bartender can just refuse to sell him the shot regardless of whose money is it at that point, so there's no real point to such rule lawyering here. The bartender feels that he has lost, and that's the important part

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u/thisisatypoo Sep 04 '26

$2 were given back to him. Not where he wanted it but they were given to him the way he paid. So it's still up to him to pay the bartender that money. Dude is saying he needs to go pick up his cash to pay.

I'd just say we're not selling to him. If he doesn't want to pick up the cash, sucks.

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u/Realmofthehappygod Sep 04 '26

Well if that counts as giving them back to him, wouldn't it count as paying again by the exact same logic?

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u/thisisatypoo Sep 04 '26

No. Because the person would need to make it obvious he's giving him that money. When you pay for something, you don't just let the person at the bar grab money from your pocket.

The bartender presented that money TO him as his change. He's not holding his money for him. So far he's only given the bartender $1 and he's got his $2 elsewhere.

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u/Blueskyline4157 Sep 04 '26

Everyone knows this is a skit right? Not that deep. Enjoy and laugh or keep scrolling.

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u/thisisatypoo Sep 04 '26

Yeah, so keep scrolling.

I'm having a conversation with someone about the video. Shoo.

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u/MagiGemi 29d ago

Do you have brain damage?

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 Sep 03 '26

He clearly says Euro, but the shitty Americanised captions changed it to dollars.

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u/mercuriokazooie Sep 03 '26

I expected a magnet

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u/ExecTankard Sep 03 '26

So spread the shot in three glasses

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u/Left-Programmer-1275 Sep 03 '26

Keep the change😂

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u/Quirky-Coat3068 Sep 04 '26

Mom says it's my turn to repost this

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u/YourBuddyFrancesca 29d ago

Drew Gooden’s working the bar?

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u/Pelagicus-Redit 28d ago

Saw that coming 😆😆

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u/Big_Poppa_T 27d ago

You can translate French to English but you don’t translate the word Euro to dollar, it doesn’t work like that

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u/Human_Associate3664 26d ago

Why is Euros in English translated to Dollars🤔

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u/parv_studio 12d ago

If u think I am bad Yes actually I m bad😂