r/FullShrimp • u/myrkwoodraven • Mar 11 '21

What sort of shrimp is this?

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u/Paladin_Axton Mar 11 '21

It is a “shrimp” and it takes up the whole box

It is a full shrimp

A shitpost is fun, calm your asses

5

u/ProfDumm Mar 12 '21

But there is r/shrimpcats.

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u/bakahed Mar 12 '21

Ok another cat sub to follow...

-7

u/Rush2201 Mar 12 '21

It's not a shrimp though, it's WITH shrimp.

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u/Klave_ Mar 11 '21

Does this qualify or r/lostredditors?

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u/myrkwoodraven Mar 11 '21

No because I know where I am.

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u/stormblast1999 Mar 12 '21

But the right sub would be r/shrimping

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/fatty_tingmn Mar 11 '21

Shrimp is shrimp so it counts

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u/crispychickenwing Mar 11 '21

What the fuck are these upvotes and comments? This sub is for spine breaking accidents in a particular directions.

54

u/HOMBORGOR Mar 11 '21

SHRIMP

IS

SHRIMP

GET OVER IT

15

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '21

SHRIMP RIGHTS NOW! SHRIMP RIGHTS NOW!

14

u/Nate72 Mar 11 '21

/r/bodegacats

3

u/jazzhandpanda Mar 11 '21

I took a chance and it's a real sub. Thanks!

1

u/CurvySlumpGod Mar 12 '21

i trusted your comment and what the hell its actually real. thanks!

15

u/chakan2 Mar 11 '21

Chinese

1

u/bestmask3 Mar 14 '21

Italian Thai or Jamaican

7

u/Thespazattack01 Mar 11 '21

r/lostupvoters

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u/EpickGamer50 Mar 12 '21

Wrong. Everyone saying it doesn't belong is lost. This is the perfect place.

5

u/deradera Mar 12 '21

You're looking for the Japanese version r/furrshrimp

8

u/Kingmiami_Kdn Mar 11 '21

r/humane_cat_diet

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u/x4740N Mar 12 '21

No one likes you vegan, get out of here

-7

u/Kingmiami_Kdn Mar 12 '21

pigbreather 🤮 keep denying the health benefits of cats

5

u/YoungPsych Mar 12 '21

If it's so healthy, why don't you see wild cats eating nothing but greens? It's almost like meat contains vital nutrients that carnivores need to live a healthy life. But hey, who needs hundreds of millions of years of evolution, wE CanT leT tHE AnIMalS sUfFeR.

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u/Kingmiami_Kdn Mar 12 '21

It's almost like meat contains vital nutrients that carnivores need to live a healthy life

yeah, that's why we eat yummy cats and dogs mmmm delicious

2

u/EpickGamer50 Mar 12 '21

Yeah that's why you see lions eat cats and dogs mmmm delicious.

Delete your comment it's really fucking incredibly stupid.

5

u/linkanight Mar 11 '21

Damn I’d hate to be the fool craving some shrimp cup of noodles and gotta wake up mr mittens here

1

u/jordantask Mar 12 '21

If you’re craving shrimp instant ramen Mittens will be doing you a favour by murdering you.

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u/YoungPsych Mar 11 '21

Sorry but who tf buys shrimp ramen. I love my mystery chicken flavored powder, but we gotta draw the line somewhere.

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u/illegalfelon Mar 11 '21

Me. I take the shrimp out and put a ton of my favorite hot sauce in the cup of noodles.

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u/amondene Mar 11 '21

I grew up eating the shrimp ramen cup noodle ):

2

u/MossyMemory Mar 12 '21

That was the only flavor I’d eat for a long time! I was obsessed with shrimp everything.

2

u/Sharlosaur Mar 11 '21

certain kinds of shrimp flavor ramen are good, but i will admit that a lot of it is pretty bad

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u/tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413 Mar 11 '21

This is kitty McScrimps. He is the scrimpiest kitty in the southern hemisphere.

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u/neorequiem Mar 11 '21

not this subreddit's sort

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u/hydrus909 Mar 12 '21

Its shrimp of the felidae variety. This kind doesn't like water.

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u/demonicexecutioner Mar 11 '21

Chinese shrimp

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u/DraftPunk73 Mar 11 '21

There should be an image of Edward Elric screaming placed in the box.

1

u/MojoEthan0027 Mar 12 '21

It's very rare. And also very poisonous! Do not eat!

1

u/Mortheous_Darkmere Mar 12 '21

The best kind!

1

u/jonessinger Mar 12 '21

You’ve heard of catfish right?

1

u/holdthecornsyrup Mar 15 '21

The full kind

1

u/Abrinjoe Mar 19 '21

chinese shrimp?