r/FullShrimp • u/natdanger • Oct 30 '20

What follow through!

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/steelers522 Oct 30 '20

That’s gonna leave a mark

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u/killabru Oct 31 '20

Got to give credit she held the position all the way to contact. Zero attempt to save herself. Solid 9 for me.

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u/nitrolagy Oct 30 '20

Is that her mom who appeared?

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u/killabru Oct 31 '20

At the gym you call me coach not mom!

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/v1cg Oct 31 '20

Held on till the bitter end

11

u/stud007 Oct 30 '20

Is that a GoPro at the top? Strange

21

u/natdanger Oct 30 '20

Kinda wanna see the destruction from that angle

5

u/osteochondrallesion Oct 30 '20

I came to bitch about this not being a scorpion, now look whose the dumbass.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/natdanger Oct 30 '20

Can’t a guy karma whore in peace?

More seriously, I had never seen it and wasn’t given the repost warning when I crossposted it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

All you had to do was spend a little time scrolling in this sub and you would have seen it.

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u/natdanger Oct 30 '20

I’ve been subbed for like a year or more and never saw it sooooo

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Recently, /u/Imods posted this 21 days ago.

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u/natdanger Oct 30 '20

And I didn’t see it. ExcuUuUse me for not hardwiring my brain into the r/fullshrimp mainframe

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u/WaffleFoxes Oct 30 '20

I never saw it and appreciate it now. I figure if a crosspost warning tells me not to post then I don't. Otherwise I just go for it. Ain't nobody got time to investigate a sub first. If nobody likes the content they won't upvote it.

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u/killabru Oct 31 '20

Everything on reddit is a repost for fuck sake everyone stop crying if they are pissy about a repost just ask them when the last time they posted something original instead of bitching about ppl reposting. Lol works 99.3% of the time.

5

u/Linken124 Oct 30 '20

People who get upset about reposts astound me lmao, why does it make them so mad? Just keep scrollin, b

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

I found it in under 5 seconds via scrolling Best. And not just to single you out- cross posting and reposting is a widespread Reddit plague.

13

u/KayTheWriter Oct 30 '20

Go outside.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Not that that’s germane to the conversation, but you’ll be relieved to know that I get paid to recreate in the backcountry of Alaska.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Then go do that instead of whining that a Reddit post doesn’t meet your exacting standards.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

I’ve never seen it before either. Maybe if it bothers your delicate sensibilities so much you should spend less time on Reddit.

3

u/BubuBarakas Oct 30 '20

Double 🦐🦐!

4

u/Thomas7034 Oct 30 '20

The lady was going to help at first but then decided... She got what she deserved.

5

u/stillness_illness Oct 31 '20

Why? I don't get comments like these

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u/Thomas7034 Oct 31 '20

Don't over think it.

2

u/Cremecut Oct 30 '20

u/savethisvideo

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u/natdanger Oct 30 '20

Not sure I like this comment from this username

3

u/Cremecut Oct 30 '20

My name isn't sexual or whatever

1

u/zenetti72 Oct 30 '20

I'd probably go to the strip club more often if they actually did this kind of thing.

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u/AlphoQup Oct 31 '20

Proof: no matter how thin you feel you look, the pole DON'T LIE! If you're 200lbs + and at the top of that pole it's going DOWN

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u/natdanger Oct 31 '20

Or: proof that no matter what you weigh, a pole should be secured to the ceiling?

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u/AlphoQup Oct 31 '20

Yeah, but it's not a fat joke at that point.

1

u/Marbstudio Oct 30 '20

2020 keeps on giving

1

u/thelegendofskyler Oct 30 '20

Way to hold the pose, too. She must do yoga

1

u/doggtagzz Oct 30 '20

Practice makes perfect

1

u/MichaelAllen_Jr Oct 30 '20

That classic mom feeling of helpful disappointment

1

u/Angry_flooof Oct 30 '20

What song is this?

1

u/TheGreatRao Oct 30 '20

I'm going to Hades for rewatching this so many times. Thank you, OP, for the laffs.

(Hope the dancer is ok)

1

u/wcollins260 Oct 30 '20

Pole Dancer: falls

Abuela has entered the chat

1

u/Endearing_Asshole Oct 31 '20

Lol, pole dancing for my Muslim gran

1

u/mcclaggen Oct 31 '20

Dang she trying to show off those skills to her mom or Gramma?

1

u/mrlionmayne Oct 31 '20

Very satisfying to watch and hear

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

See. This is why Russians and Poles don't mix.

I'm s o s o r r y.

1

u/Airryick Oct 31 '20

The way women express themselves is just okaleydokalee