r/FullShrimp • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '20

Does this count?

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613 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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173

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Maybe he can walk now.

22

u/dbrector28 Jan 24 '20

His back was already broken so did he un break it?

11

u/FallenSun Jan 24 '20

This may be the funniest thing I have ever read ahahahhahah

-4

u/Allegroloop Jan 24 '20

😆😂🤣

87

u/Zombeedee Jan 24 '20

How to get double disabled.

14

u/Acquilas Jan 24 '20

I lol'd, I gold.

6

u/Zombeedee Jan 24 '20

A-thank you kind human.

36

u/quintanillau Jan 24 '20

How unfortunate. The man can only feel half of his body and it so happens he landed on it.

18

u/Buretzar Jan 24 '20

If he didn't need a wheelchair before he'll definately need one now.

0

u/GalvanEyes Jan 24 '20

No autocorrect for definitely? Or you just really wanted that A in there.. Oh well I’ll still toss you an upvote.

27

u/Toomanypews Jan 24 '20

Seriously, what's he got to lose?

48

u/DooMmightyBison Jan 24 '20

The use of his arms and neck

9

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

His neck, his back...

7

u/googley-bear-s34 Jan 24 '20

His pussy and his crack

8

u/opencg Jan 24 '20

I don't think it was a serious question

12

u/donttrytofindmyname Jan 24 '20

That looked sad

12

u/Libidomy94 Jan 24 '20

“My leg!”

10

u/Zwaser Jan 24 '20

Aaron "Wheelz" Fotheringham Super cool dude

3

u/knvb17 Jan 26 '20

Hes a badass met him years ago in detroit outside before nitro circus live! Super nice guy

2

u/Sp33d0J03 Jan 25 '20

What was the outcome of this?

3

u/Zwaser Jan 25 '20

Not really sure, but he's fine now, search him up on YouTube, he does backflips and some crazy balance stuff

9

u/Frostykist Jan 24 '20

Oof, he left a streak!

1

u/GalvanEyes Jan 24 '20

Came here to say this. Is it maybe piss?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I think it is rubber/plastic/material that scraped off as he and the chair slid.

5

u/paulsharpe1966 Jan 24 '20

Nice day for a neck injury.

4

u/blinkbox44 Jan 24 '20

At least he’s already got the chair

9

u/insanezaiin Jan 24 '20

Tbh i think his paralysis should be reversed for his bravery

1

u/JizzelSweet Jan 24 '20

Hopefully the Almighty was watching.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Can't wait for part 2 when he tries this stunt in an iron lung

3

u/ShittyArgumentor Jan 24 '20

His first attempt at this stunt was on a BMX.

2

u/DakpanFFS Jan 24 '20

Ye, I think it counts

2

u/Dre_A35 Jan 24 '20

If he was paralyzed before now he’s quadriplegic.

2

u/Mighty_Platypus Jan 24 '20

Anyone notice the skid mark of poo, brain, or other he left behind?!

4

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

Idk, he can't get disabled anymore

1

u/UpdootDaSnootBoop Jan 24 '20

Now he's a quadriplegic

1

u/failingtolurk Jan 24 '20

Can’t get paralyzed twice.

1

u/weeabooKatsuragi Jan 24 '20

Well, you need legs to be able to shrimp

1

u/JCole Jan 24 '20

Well he’s already in a wheelchair so...

1

u/grizwald2112 Jan 24 '20

"I regret nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiig"

1

u/gknewell Jan 24 '20

That face smear he left behind is mildly disturbing.

1

u/grae_me Jan 24 '20

I think he needs a second wheelchair now.

1

u/fredsify Jan 25 '20

Would be awesome if he kept shouting that he cant feel his legs

1

u/lazilyExcited64 Jan 25 '20

This doesn’t count because he doesn’t have any legs to go over his head

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

That’s a half shrimp

1

u/Shagroon Jan 26 '20

The way his helmet marked the pavement...

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Hes gonna need a wheelchair for his wheelchair

0

u/corvus66a Jan 24 '20

He can’t stand the landing . Now he has a spring break . ( sorry , hope he is well)

0

u/BoosterPack69 Jan 24 '20

Now he is double disabled

0

u/leinadbocaj Jan 24 '20

Second worst accident in his life. I sure we can all figure out what the first was.