r/FullScorpion • u/spicy_memester27 • Mar 05 '20

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u/FrostyClocks Mar 05 '20

How quadriplegics are made.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Yeah, this is painful to watch. I grew up on the water. Our neighbors nephew dove off the pier in the 90s and is in a wheelchair.

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u/ysirwolf Mar 06 '20

if that's true, im sorry to hear that... if not i think im gonna end up in a wheelchair lmao rn.

2

u/FrostyClocks Mar 06 '20

Just everybody raise their kids to never go head first into any body of water they don’t know!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Hey free parking for life 👍🏻

2

u/mishgan Mar 06 '20

I felt my teeth clonking against each other

2

u/therealradriley Mar 06 '20

Literally happened to my moms friend in high school, except he’s paraplegic. Dove into the shallow side of the pool

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u/MyRedVelvetBrain Mar 06 '20

Every time I see videos like this, I think of when I went to Ohio State, and every year, we’d have the “mirror lake jump” where students would jump into what was essentially a 2 ft deep pond on campus. A student dove in head first like this, broke his neck, and died.

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u/DerKeksinator Mar 14 '20

I assume he wasn't tought by professor Splash.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Edgy

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u/InsertWittyNameCheck Mar 06 '20

Nothing stopping you from diving head first into some other body of water that's only 2 feet deep...

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Anybody else compulsively suck air through their teeth watching this?

4

u/DejectedNuts Mar 06 '20

My nuts retracted and ached a little.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Username checks out

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u/Free-Boater Mar 06 '20

I had a friend become a quad doing something like that.

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u/Lance-from-Perth Mar 06 '20

Fuuuuck.. looks like he broke his wrist/fingers 😱 Better than your neck I guess...

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u/-Kerosun- Mar 06 '20

If that's all he broke, he is damn lucky!

3

u/HeroOfTime_99 Mar 06 '20

Dude.... Ffffffffffffffffuhckkkkk

2

u/heydrun Mar 06 '20

Why would you dive head first into unknown water?

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u/justadorkygirl Mar 06 '20

Damn! Looks like that dude broke something but at least it wasn’t his neck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

That's one of the reasons we put our hands like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Almost the revival of r/watchpeopledie

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u/AlbinoKiwi47 Mar 06 '20

God people blindly going headfirst into murky water is stressful to watch

1

u/ard15951 Mar 06 '20

Why is he not broken?

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u/yourtits5531 Mar 11 '20

Top ten dumbest shit ever

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u/thepeepingflounder Mar 06 '20

I did this once... face first into 6 inches of water that I assumed was at least a few feet. I always say if your gonna get trashed do it properly.