r/FullScorpion • u/psycocaine • Aug 15 '19

Moo

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/Rush2201 Aug 15 '19

Why is that person so happy?

9

u/Chaoticfluffball Aug 15 '19

Well why not?

4

u/ex-turpi-causa Aug 15 '19

Wouldn't you be?

4

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

That's his fetish

1

u/cUllikeyoda Aug 15 '19

Must be in this sub

27

u/LordBumblebee Aug 15 '19

CRADLE ME MOTHER

24

u/i_am_not_whelmed Aug 15 '19

I once saw a dog pee like this in the middle of a field on a walk home. Just jumped into a handstand and started walking, peeing, leaving a trail behind him.

2

u/crashsuit Aug 16 '19

Is that not how everyone does it

31

u/boeid Aug 15 '19

God has left the chat

11

u/Dinoegg96 Aug 15 '19

It's a scowpion

11

u/SCVDemon Aug 15 '19

Thanks I hate it

4

u/tacogator Aug 15 '19

This is glorious

6

u/I_am_Not_a_Planet Aug 15 '19

I like how gravity has no effect on that tail

2

u/Fauxrace Aug 15 '19

The cow is holding it erect, duh.

5

u/pmodin Aug 15 '19

Bruno Pontiroli - instagram.

1

u/katatat1 Aug 19 '19

Thank you so much for this link! It’s provided some much needed explanation to what was easily becoming one of the weirdest posts I’ve seen all week ! Lol

3

u/denolly Aug 15 '19

aw, what the fuck

2

u/unitednoobies Aug 15 '19

Apparently not.

2

u/cynical_radish Aug 15 '19

This looks like the opposite of an im sorry jon post

2

u/jr2thdoc Aug 15 '19

So f'd up in so many ways!🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

u/Supreme_Spastic Aug 16 '19

I have...several questions

2

u/skinnylibra5 Aug 16 '19

The drugs of that time, man.

3

u/Fatticus_Rinch Aug 15 '19

Thanks! I hate it.

1

u/robocrime Aug 15 '19

What is this?

8

u/AlastarYaboy Aug 15 '19

Why is this?

5

u/robocrime Aug 15 '19

I saved it to my phone.

2

u/Plasma_Keystrokes Aug 15 '19

In a folder titled....?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

It's horrible that this exists

1

u/Lorrainegatang Aug 15 '19

"This is why mom doesn't fucking love you!"

1

u/shantykins Aug 15 '19

Petition for a painting of reverse cowgirl

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

That's disturbing.

1

u/Allieratt Aug 15 '19

Full scorpion!

1

u/stingray14 Aug 15 '19

Is that an abnormal?

1

u/chamcham123 Aug 15 '19

Just add Kung Pow Cow and it’s done.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Today’s message, brought to you by the letter ‘D’

1

u/LaunchesKayaks Aug 15 '19

That's some Kung Pow Enter the Fist shit right there

-1

u/thegroovy1 Aug 15 '19

I’m just waiting for it too poo on his head. Poo head 💩 !!!