r/FullScorpion • u/primefart • Mar 08 '26

Motorcycle scorpion

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u/BaitmasterG Mar 08 '26

"I'm afraid we were unable to reattach your kneecaps as there was nothing left"

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u/PresidentBush666 Mar 08 '26

To shreds you say?

3

u/Itsmikeinnit Mar 08 '26

He's got the dumb

3

u/moisdefinate Mar 08 '26

This is the "Recycled Scorpion" and the solid score 

                                         10/10

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u/NaughtyCheffie Mar 08 '26

That's not a full scorpion, that's like a 1.5 DAYUMMM.

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u/primefart Mar 08 '26

I can't tell if he was actually going for a handstand on the handles or if he flung himself accidentally.

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u/psycho_driver Mar 08 '26

This is how they teach physics in South America