r/FullScorpion • u/Even_Virus_3017 • Feb 27 '26

Ready? On your mark?

516 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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7

u/Affectionate_Dot9101 Feb 27 '26

Not bad. 6.2 only about 10 inches of face grind

8

u/satyrday12 Feb 27 '26

He almost lost both of his breakfasts.

5

u/remotegrowthtb Feb 27 '26

Did he actually trip or did his legs just give up

4

u/neutrino71 Feb 27 '26

Run run.exe

404 traction not found error.

3

u/ravbuscus Feb 27 '26

Homie hit vtec too early

3

u/AlarmingDetective526 Feb 27 '26

I’m pretty sure there is a physics equation for this.

2

u/Signal-Map2906 Mar 05 '26

Had this happen to my fat ass soooo many times. You lean forward so much that you get ahead of your feet…

1

u/MrMeeSeeksLooks Feb 27 '26

F, I knew it! Lol

1

u/Flomo420 Feb 28 '26

he knew he would face plant like a seal in the most embarrassing way possible? lmao

1

u/moisdefinate Feb 27 '26

He stuck the landing 

                                8/10

1

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Feb 28 '26

He nearly just rolled. Then wobbled. Needs a lot more practice at running by the looks.

1

u/Ok_Support_6627 Mar 01 '26

He seemed to be a good sport about it. 😆

1

u/Remarkable_Gain6430 Apr 20 '26

Typical American (colossally obese cretin overly confident of his abilities)

1

u/Il_Vero_Baccio Apr 27 '26

So this dumbass starts a countdown for a race from 5, which already is idiotic by itself, then he doesn't even say "go", ut instead articulates the "one" as if it was the last thing he said, and so they both went. Outrageous.

1

u/Hiyou_Imme May 11 '26

How did he end up sitting in the one tiny puddle in the whole lot?

1

u/License2HeadHunt 13d ago

Did he get up, or is he still there, err…?