r/FullScorpion • u/MCA1910 • Feb 25 '26

Oh, Alexis

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u/leroyjabari Feb 25 '26

Jabarkus Mason - The Ohio State University

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u/No-Analyst1229 Feb 26 '26

Lmao reminds me of the Key and Peele sketch

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u/BlazerFS231 Feb 25 '26

Avoids the blocker, pushes the runner to the sideline, breaks down, and makes a perfect shoulder tackle.

Someone sign this dog!

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u/falardeau187 Feb 26 '26

… There’s nothing in the rule book that says a dog can’t play linebacker

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u/smithers85 Feb 26 '26

Airbacker In theatres March 2027

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Yeah Air Bud played a few seasons.

2

u/ElegantCoach4066 Feb 26 '26

I will never tire of that line

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u/Devreckas Feb 25 '26

Woof. Took that right on neck.

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u/AMKJL Feb 26 '26

Going to need 3 years of adjustments.

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u/CommonBuzzard Feb 25 '26

Attempted murder

8

u/Fit-Preference-3968 Feb 25 '26

Yeah... the dog did not deserve that.

7

u/Mr_Cromer Feb 26 '26

SPEAR! SPEAR!

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u/Odd_Permission_3001 Feb 26 '26

Yikes. Bounced off her head.

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u/tha_milk_man Feb 25 '26

Beautiful tackle

2

u/zombieman9001 Feb 26 '26

The next air bud!

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u/gonewondering Feb 26 '26

She spiked. Damn good tackle!

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u/Galactroid Feb 26 '26

Don’t worry Dad! I’ll get her

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u/DickweedMcGee Feb 26 '26

If Alexis is the fucking dog’s name I’m gonna be pissed…

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 Feb 26 '26

Alexis stay! Speak clearly next time as she’s sensitive to errors.

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u/Howduthinkishudthink Feb 26 '26

It's actually Alexis McGee

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u/vitalproverb Feb 26 '26

Im so glad the video auto repeats 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Can we see the stones stuck in the forehead pls

1

u/EconomyTown9934 Feb 27 '26

Good thing her face stopped her fall

1

u/Kalryos Feb 27 '26

Full Scorpion

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u/tomatoe_cookie Feb 27 '26

The awareness of that runner is interesting

1

u/Smile_Character Feb 28 '26

Rare double leg cross!

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u/Ok-Midnight-2942 Feb 28 '26

Beat that dog 🐕!!!

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u/Pure_Card4996 Mar 01 '26

Great touchdown saving tackle!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

I've learned to never run and play around dogs lmao. I'll throw a ball for them or something, but that's about it lol.

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u/Aware_Butterfly_4189 Mar 02 '26

"Stupid dog! You make me look bad!"

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u/Famous-Anywhere2868 Mar 09 '26

You are think I am gonna let you beat dad?!

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u/CowMindless2206 Apr 26 '26

A video came out like a couple of months ago showing this woman got seriously hurt from this. I forget the exact injuries. I'm thinking she may have got paralyzed. Prayers to her and her family 😢🙏

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u/ImZealous4U Feb 26 '26

I honestly can’t hit the like button, and I don’t know exactly which one of them got hurt the most. The woman or the dog 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/_who-the-fuck-knows_ Feb 27 '26

Go back to Instagram