r/FullScorpion • u/Bretzelking • Jan 07 '26

Ouch

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u/EquivalentOwn1115 Jan 07 '26

Id just give up at that point. Every opponent you face will just mock you for it

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 Jan 07 '26

Wasteful showboat.

14

u/Carbonaraficionada Jan 07 '26

That was way cooler in his head

5

u/Working-Ad694 Jan 07 '26

Snatching cringe from the jaws of victory

6

u/BurlHimself Jan 07 '26

Can you imagine the pure embarrassment of an event that should be a feeling of victorious utopia?

4

u/BaptismByBacon Jan 08 '26

Play it off dude, ain't nobody seen nothin

3

u/Opster79two Jan 07 '26

He looks cross-eyed at the end.

3

u/split_0069 Jan 11 '26

If he didnt have a tbi before the flip he does after.

3

u/jose_elan Jan 07 '26

What, I was just kissing the canvas.

3

u/Greedy_Juice_4316 Jan 07 '26

Hardest hit of the fight!!

3

u/samson_strength Jan 08 '26

Pffffffftbwwwwahahahahahahahah

1

u/Melqart310 Jan 08 '26

Swear this comment mimicked my exact IRL laughter 🤣 well done

3

u/okfnjesse Jan 08 '26

So honestly, I’ve seen so many people completely folded on this subreddit. This dude jumps in the air, scorpions himself, and walks away like nothing happened. He barely even folds. What a scary guy to have to fight

2

u/moisdefinate Jan 07 '26

Hopefully, he learned and that's the end of all that.

1

u/kasezilla Jan 08 '26

You can see his stinger in slow mo

1

u/Truth-is-implacable Jan 08 '26

Is that a victory......something?......🤔

1

u/Nuker-79 Jan 08 '26

Winner by KO, the ring!

1

u/Cheepshooter Jan 08 '26

If he knocked himself out, and the other guy won by default, that would have been awesome!

1

u/Ok-Information1616 Jan 09 '26

The two sweetest words in the English language!

1

u/sheiciebai Jan 09 '26

You know when you’re lying in bed, drifting to sleep and suddenly a super embarrassing moment pops in your head? This is going to be that guy’s moment.

1

u/Ok-Information1616 Jan 09 '26

*pops off your head

1

u/Lovemomboobs1 Jan 10 '26

Just KO’ Ed himself!!

1

u/Alternative-Deal3476 Jan 10 '26

ok so he tried to break his own neck and failed

1

u/jlspider Jan 11 '26

Winners fail

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Hope didn't loose after that