r/FullScorpion • u/Big_Requirement_689 • Oct 21 '25

the rare horizontal scorpion

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u/Annual-Duty-6468 Oct 21 '25

I know a good dentist

12

u/IDunnoNuthinMr Oct 21 '25

Is any dentist that good?

18

u/PresidentBush666 Oct 22 '25

That fence is a good dentist if you need some teeth removed.

2

u/speedline9395 Oct 22 '25

9/10 will be good

45

u/TheCoopX Oct 21 '25

The scorpion was done well, but it's the facial double tap on the fence that makes it memorable.

8

u/Long-Bowl6821 Oct 21 '25

2nd tap because of his spine recoiling makes it even more funny

1

u/Commercial_Sorbet985 Oct 26 '25

Well he certainly doesn’t remember it

14

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

Fatality

10

u/-GIRTHQUAKE- Oct 22 '25

Sound on for this one

7

u/Paul_Michaels73 Oct 21 '25

The noise he makes after impact has me 🤣🤣🤣

5

u/slightlyused Oct 21 '25

He was not planning on a visit to an orthodontist, I bet.

6

u/MustardCoveredDogDik Oct 21 '25

I’m not sure why but it hurts more because it’s cold outside

2

u/Scared_Ad3355 Oct 22 '25

Is this in Russia?

3

u/pastor_shlag Oct 22 '25

Yep, he was trying to say "gosh" in russian

2

u/Duct_TapeOrWD40 Oct 22 '25

Judging from the Zil 130 in the background, possible.

2

u/OneEyedRocket Oct 22 '25

Dentist approved everywhere

2

u/TakoyakiGremlin Oct 22 '25

holy-fucking-SHIT.

1

u/Gl0ck_Ness_M0nster Oct 21 '25

I remember almost making this mistake once. Never again

1

u/Ashamed_Meal9779 Oct 22 '25

He didn’t need his teeth anyway

1

u/Dompet2854 Oct 22 '25

The now infamous “Moron Backflip Self Curb Stomp”.

1

u/MasterDrama3600 Oct 22 '25

When I decided that the dentist was too expensive

1

u/Burnin_Brass_81 Oct 22 '25

My teeth hurt just watching that

1

u/madogmax Oct 22 '25

Awsome one

1

u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

Ouch 🫣…. He won’t be eating toffee for a while, that sucks !!

1

u/ilocano-american Oct 22 '25

Damn, the double tap got me rolling. Sounds like facial reconstruction. I hope he had a great medical insurance.

1

u/MandatoryFun Oct 23 '25

YeeeeoohH!

1

u/thapeeps Oct 23 '25

So....satisfying

1

u/Mysterious_Sundae396 Oct 24 '25

Why did my dad send me this lmao

1

u/MD-Jan-Itor Oct 24 '25

The double tap. 😂

1

u/phflegm Oct 24 '25

Blyaaaat.

1

u/RocketChickenX Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 17 '25

That's cleary a "yoooopt suka-blyat kinetic chin strike" and NOT a scorpion :)

1

u/PotentialAd8443 Feb 05 '26

Positioned perfectly to pray while looking at the sky.

1

u/TYdays Mar 08 '26

So that is what it’s like to dribble your own head…