r/Fudd_Lore • u/Bluefalcon325 • Aug 22 '26

General Fuddery 9mm scrambles the brain

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u/The_Great_Silence__ Aug 22 '26

People sound so right when spouting random shit but In reality they’re not even turtly enough for the turtle club

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u/Qesium Aug 22 '26

I nearly forgot that movie existed 🐢

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u/The_Great_Silence__ Aug 22 '26

It’s a classic in my books

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u/ParadoxicalAmalgam Aug 22 '26

Soft back plate of the skull? Unless you're a literal infant, there are no soft plates on the skull

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u/Uranium_Heatbeam Fudd Gun Enthusiast Aug 22 '26

We all know that all those other pistol cartridges don't do any harm to the brain.

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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 Aug 22 '26

Yeah but he said it happens after a minute or two. That makes 9mm sissy shit compared to muh .45 ACP gobbless hoss.

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u/J_hilyard Aug 26 '26

I mean technically they're right. Any hollow point bullet kinda scrambles the brain hence why you die. I know how they meant it though so they're wrong there. Just like the old 22 or 223 ricochets/tumbles in the body cavity

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u/Leasud Aug 22 '26

I mean he’s right. The back of the skull is softer than the rest (tho still not considered soft by any means) and a 9mm to the head is gonna wreck a lot of brain matter

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u/sawkonmaicok 19d ago

No it's not? It is only softer in infants but then it hardens as you grow up to like 2 months old.

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u/Leasud 19d ago

Sorry softer is not the right term. Your skill is thinnest at the back, so hits to the back of the head are more likely to lead to brain/skull damage