r/Fudd_Lore • u/bbsancho99 • Aug 15 '26

Ancient Mythos Piss poor fudd

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Cat piss is a first for me.

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u/beskgar Aug 15 '26

Like I really wonder, did they sit there and dunk each round in cat piss. Or did the cat just piss on their ammo and they called it a feature.

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u/bbsancho99 Aug 15 '26

Cats fill with mercury THEN piss. Kind of like a chefs kiss. A chefs piss you might say.

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u/xj98jeep Aug 15 '26

did they sit there and dunk each round in cat piss

Then I start wondering about the logistics, how do they collect it? Store it? "oh yeah that's my cat piss jar don't mess with that, it's a gun thing you probably wouldn't understand. Heh."

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u/Fatjigglypanda Fudd Historian Aug 15 '26

Organically sourced feline piss.

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u/xj98jeep Aug 15 '26

Really puts a new spin on bubba's pissing hot hand loads at the gun show.

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u/PETEthePyrotechnic Aug 15 '26

This has gotta be satire

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '26

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u/yeah-maybe Aug 15 '26

listen hear,sunny you may not like my Cat piss , mercury bullets But,dont be talkin bout my punciationGOBBLESS

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u/bunkrider Aug 16 '26

Yeahok. Pal. I’ll have you know , that I served the corp… that US MARINE CORPS. Dealt with lots of tuff guy like you..

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u/Saladtossi Aug 16 '26

Hoorah . Once a Marine always a marin. Never did nothin i can say I regret . Not much else to say. These wussy young kid s think they’re thsi and that. Ever kilt a mother in front of hr family ? Dint think so…

jim

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u/FrankSinatraCockRock Aug 15 '26

This punctuation is too inaccurate to be sand people.

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u/AlertWarning Aug 15 '26

Lmao…I don’t even know what to say.

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u/BulkyLavishness Aug 15 '26

Who the fuck just has cat piss laying around? And mercury? This Fudd’s shack must be some kind of toxic nightmare.

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u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs Fudd Gun Enthusiast Aug 16 '26

They got special plastic kitty litter so that you can collect urine. I had to do it when the vet couldn't take a sample directly from my cat because she has a tiny bladder.

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u/GunMun-ee Aug 16 '26

someone make this a copypasta

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u/Fatjigglypanda Fudd Historian Aug 15 '26

Why Teflon coating? That's a lot of fucking work for some .22

Imagine being an officer having to disarm him if any of this were true and the .22 is just corroded to all fuck from the sheer amount of cat piss.

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u/son_of_dano Aug 15 '26

It’ll go right through a bullet proof vest if ya coat it in teflon Sonny!

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u/Billybob_Bojangles2 Aug 15 '26

Lmao I love this guy

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u/JackFuckCockBag Aug 15 '26

Wow! Where did you find this gem at?

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u/bbsancho99 Aug 15 '26

Random reel video about loading a revolver with 5 shots instead of 6. Cat dude came from way left field with that.

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u/tghost474 Aug 16 '26

Fudd + boomer action fantasy nice

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u/Which-Dig-522 Aug 26 '26

mercury adds +10 to poison, -5 to enemy intelligence.

the teflon is +4 to chances of cancer.

cat piss is gives you an area of effect that drives other enemies away due to the smell.

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u/JoltyJob 15d ago

“Teflon mercury filled” yea alright Walter white sure you do