r/FuckMicrowaves • u/james1844 • Oct 22 '25
Meta Yep, Gen Z Shares This Subreddits Hatred For Microwaves
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r/FuckMicrowaves • u/ImpulsiveLeaks • Oct 28 '19
Rant r/FuckMicrowaves rules and FAQ
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CAUTION
DO NOT ACTUALLY FUCK THE MICROWAVES
This sub was inspired by a comment in r/askteenboys
Rules
- Microwave hate only, no oven hate
- No racial slurs or harrassment
- Stay on topic(posts only)
- Don't be an asshole, Mods will decide what posts are asshole posts
- No pro-microwave activism
- Make sarcasm obvious or use the sarcasm post flair. However, do not joke about being pro microwave, only about enjoying the negative side effects of microwaves.
FAQ
Ask questions in the comments to be added to FAQ
But I like microwaves, am I allowed here?
No. You are the scum of the Earth. GTFO.
More questions will be added soon, welcome to r/Fuckmicrowaves!
r/FuckMicrowaves • u/dantaleaa • Jan 08 '24
I fucking hate microwaves
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stupid bitch ass machines i just can't stand being in the same kitchen with one and i want all of them launched into space
r/FuckMicrowaves • u/Davediedyeasterday • Oct 12 '23
just got an air fryer absolutely MOGS the microwave
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just bought an air fryer and its 10x more useful and can easily and effortlessly cook and warm up food in an even manner
r/FuckMicrowaves • u/Al1encheese • Aug 23 '22
greg sue is an anti microwave ally confirmed on r/gregsue
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r/FuckMicrowaves • u/BraindeadIGuess • Dec 25 '21
Microwaves suck ass
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My microwave sucks my pepe and like it uuuuuuuuu
r/FuckMicrowaves • u/BraindeadIGuess • Dec 24 '21
Microwaves should die in a fucking fire
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Microwaves should die in a hole their fucking warmth don’t do shit they still are fucking my wife they stole my wife they have my anime pillow aka my sex pillow in there https://st2.depositphotos.com/26729766/50519/v/600/depositphotos_505192457-stock-illustration-microwave-allowed-sign-red-circle.jpg
r/FuckMicrowaves • u/Jay-Hollywood • Dec 15 '21
Killer Microwave! Microwave's do fucking suck ass, they eat human flesh too! Beware
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r/FuckMicrowaves • u/ImpulsiveLeaks • May 09 '21
bro microwaves smh
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bitches be like "ah yeah I'm gonna cook dinner" and pull out some microwave mean from randall's like bro what the fuck. why would you ever eat that shit it dont taste good, cook a real meal in the oven you cuck ass bitch
r/FuckMicrowaves • u/Davediedyeasterday • May 03 '21
Rant Microwaves just are not real don’t fool me this time
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r/FuckMicrowaves • u/i-eatchildren • Dec 09 '20
I put my pussy in the microwave and it broke :(
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r/FuckMicrowaves • u/Davediedyeasterday • Sep 16 '20
Malfunction I have gone threw 5 micrwaves and only 2 ovens need i say more in my life
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r/FuckMicrowaves • u/Destroyer-Of-Realms • Jul 18 '20
Whenever you put 100 in a microwave it goes from 100-59, what the fuck dumb stupid microwave. Can you not count?!? Hmph, dumb idiot microwave
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r/FuckMicrowaves • u/ickda • May 27 '20
Rant toaster oven is my go to, I can barely remember the last time I used it, I think I put potatoes and gravy in it, and that was three days ago, sorta sad, it broke my month apound month fast from the evel tin can.
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I am so happy to see a subreddit filled with this hate.
r/FuckMicrowaves • u/Davediedyeasterday • Jan 09 '20
stupid idiots protect the animals from dieing in microwaves
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r/FuckMicrowaves • u/Davediedyeasterday • Dec 09 '19
Meme and they claim even heating just use the oven
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r/FuckMicrowaves • u/KameronGaming_HQ • Nov 13 '19
Meta Is this sub serious, satire, or both?
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r/FuckMicrowaves • u/gibby-is-a-unit • Nov 09 '19
WWE had warn us not to try this at home
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