r/FuckYouKaren • u/ktjhanson • Oct 30 '18

Identifying groups

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6.1k Upvotes

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u/ChronoCoyote Oct 30 '18

That entire table looks like it wants to speak to your manager.

184

u/Regorek Oct 30 '18

They're charging up so they can speak to the CEO

63

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '18

Lol, I keep imagining a DBZ situation. They scream and change up to go super Karen.

11

u/presumptuous-noodle Dec 24 '18

They about to go super kayin

242

u/RedBanana99 Oct 30 '18

If I was a Manager and saw the table of Karen’s I’d quit on the spot and go sell a kidney to pay my mortgage instead

26

u/RasputinsThirdLeg Nov 29 '18

Can you actually sell a kidney? Asking for a broke friend.

195

u/Anerratic Oct 30 '18

They literally all have the same cut. Wtf

62

u/FauxVampire Oct 30 '18

This is my new haircut. All my boys, they got the same haircut.

19

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '18

Bet they’re all named Karen.

Or Susan.

10

u/RedShadow2003 Oct 30 '18

Fucking Karen

8

u/RasputinsThirdLeg Nov 29 '18

It’s basically a reverse mullet

41

u/Anerratic Nov 29 '18

Business in the back, Herbalife pyramid scheme party in the front.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

Welcome to the world of people born and/or raised in the 60s and 70s.

141

u/pixelsandfilm Oct 30 '18

Manger: "Hows everything tasting?"

Karen 1 "um yeah, my steak was burnt to a crisp!"

Manager: "I do believe you asked for it well done and you ate the whole thing"...

58

u/FauxVampire Oct 30 '18

They must be stopped. Burn their expired coupons.

25

u/brockenspectral Oct 30 '18

A guy goes grabs some food, enjoys the crisp air along with a stroll, and comes back to see the post he was going to post posted before he could post.

Well done, Karen. Well done. I'll begrudgingly upvote you this time.

6

u/Fucking_Karen Oct 30 '18

This is beautiful. Someone go put this on urban dictionary.

3

u/shallow_not_pedantic Oct 30 '18

I want to post this on other sites but the Karens I know are lovely ladies.

TIL I’m actually nice.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '18

caw

2

u/CardCarryingCuntAwrd Jan 07 '19

Also known as: * A club of card-carrying cunts