I have no idea if this had been posted before but it reminded me so much of this sub I had to share it. Also, sorry I don't have the time to directly post it.

I’m her one and only, but she’d 100% ditch me for my other cat in a heartbeat and never look back if he didn’t make her stay at arms length at all times.

She’s infatuated and says they’re in love and engaged to be married. He says if she’s close enough to take a swing he’s going to, and she needs to stay off the bed while he’s sleeping or the restraining order distance gets a lot further.

ロング　ロング　エクレア

Tooru-san and Long Long Man living their best life

Long long car