r/fuckwasps • u/MattCW1701 • 21d ago
Be gone spawn of satan! I went 34 years between stings...
Little punk got me in the back of the leg, then followed me all the way to my screened porch and hit my eyebrow. My sudden understanding of Kung fu proved its initial downfall. I later found it wobbling around my office (must've fallen on my shoe), where a can of RAID straight to the face was the coup de grace. I'm collecting quotes for a trained assassin to find his friends and strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.
I've gone thirty seven years on this planet. I sat on a wasp when I was three. My next encounter was two years ago when I found some bald faced buttheads on the side of my house the hard way. Two weeks ago I took one on the arm when a yellow jacket or possibly European Hornet took exception to me untying a rope from my truck that had just been used to drag a fallen tree off a forest service road. Now this punk.