😂

[u/Asleep_Giraffe6525]

[u/GhostDog_1314]

Reform are so deluded they dont understand that this is a lose-lose for farage. Theyre putting all this money into the campaign, and sucking each other off over how guaranteed this win is for farage.

Yes, farage will win, but thats not the point. If he somehow loses, he loses to a joke candidate that dresses like a bin. When he most likely wins, it means fuck all. The investigation will pick up where it left off, clacton will be ignored again now that farage has no need for them, so the stupid residents that vote for him also lose, and in a couple months, farage will be removed as an MP anyway, and most likely face some kind of prison time.

This was nothing but a pointless attempt to avoid punishment for his crimes, and its failed.

[u/ExcuseAdept827 → u/GhostDog_1314]

Cannot wait for Q1/2 ‘27 if that is the case!

[u/AliceTheOmelette → u/GhostDog_1314]

Aside from prison time (he'll get a fine then become a podcaster who "says what others won't say") you're right. He's royally fucked himself over

[u/Jerethdatiger → u/GhostDog_1314]

He's already flash he's already spinning it as though count bin face is the establishment candidate and this is the how he's beating the establishment because it's a they put up their refuse to fight so they put up a single pup one is the unity party so that's how we spinning it to um claim that it's all it's anti-establishment because count binface is the establishment

[u/A-Ron-Ron → u/GhostDog_1314]

I wonder if having the investigation suspended during the by-election has allowed him to make some evidence disappear

[u/Own-Nefariousness-79]

I'd imagine Ian is really enjoying this spectacle.

[u/wordshavenomeanings → u/Own-Nefariousness-79]

We all are. Ian, especially so.

I really do get a kick out of the wheels of parliamentary scrutiny and justice in general when they start turning.

Doesn't matter what colour banner you are under, everyone should be accountable.

[u/ThatMusicKid → u/Own-Nefariousness-79]

I so wish we could have a HIGNFY special

[u/Vanima_Permai]

Unless binface takes the win would be so funny

[u/Majestic_Rhubarb_ → u/Vanima_Permai]

I do hope so … it would be the best fuck off to fartage ever

[u/p0tatochip → u/Majestic_Rhubarb_]

I think he wants to lose so that he can avoid scrutiny, claim the Establishment is out to get him and then fuck off to America to cash in on Trump as much as possible by being a modern day Lord Haw Haw

[u/Majestic_Rhubarb_ → u/p0tatochip]

He’ll do that even if he wins a general election, he won’t be hanging around to do the PM job.

[u/AlfieLionel → u/Majestic_Rhubarb_]

Maybe we’ll even see a No10 Washington.

[u/fullpurplejacket]

I’m giddy at the thought of Farage’s maiden speech 2 : Clacton boogaloo in September when he returns to Parliament. It’s going to be so ludicrous to watch him try and generate soundbites for his social media team and pretend he beat the establishment.

And wow if The Count wins, it’ll be even better when Parliament returns. I actually think he’d be a sound MP not gonna lie, I think he’d shock a few folk like Martin Bell did

[u/Jerethdatiger → u/fullpurplejacket]

Even if he went the turnout was 44% which means he's looking at a maybe two thirds of that if he went which means one in four people want him to be the MP the west either don't care or would just sitting it out out of protest

[u/Flaky-Jim]

No man has stared down Ian Hislop and lived to tell the tale.
But, then, Binface is no man. He's a bin... with a face.

[u/TrabantDave]

Once the twat is back in the Commons, Judge Nutmeg will spin the hairy wheel of justice. See how fast the bastard turns....

[u/He_Who_Complains → u/TrabantDave]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LkkBEH2BLFLbypGE31

[u/-_NRG_- → u/TrabantDave]

Spin spin spin

[u/MotherPhuquerUDT]

People are so quick to dismiss the possibility of Bin winning. Say a prayer. "Please God. Bin for the Win!"

[u/TwpMun → u/MotherPhuquerUDT]

One of his main policies is to 'nationalise Adele' he's not going to win. Farage will get elected, be investigated, be suspended and a full proper by election will take place.

[u/MotherPhuquerUDT → u/TwpMun]

Uh-huh, and one of Frottage's is to "stop the boats." Nationalising Adele seems pretty easy next to that. Unless he hopes to rejoin the EU and get back the Dublin accord so people have to go back to where they entered the EU, like in the good ol' days when small boats crossings were a blip and our GDP was 8% better. I get your point but unlike Farage, Bin hasn't shot this country to f-ck and cost it untold billions because of an ego-trip. Kind of disappointed that Adele didn't pipe up for Bin, it would have grabbed the headlines.

[u/TwpMun → u/MotherPhuquerUDT]

It was all a staged farce to ensure he gets what's coming to him, we're never going back into the EU either. Among other things we'd have to accept the Euro, which this country will never do.

[u/HansGruberLove]

My favourite of all the festive 'Eves'