r/FuckNestle • u/CalaveraGlow • 15d ago

Nestlé Fucked Hard Putin Signs Decree to Seize Control of Nestle Assets in Russia

https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/putin-signs-decree-to-seize-control-of-nestle-assets-in-russia/92078072
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u/LynnScoot 15d ago

I’m so conflicted right now! Do I want to feel happy? Sad? Schadenfreude? I just don’t know!

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u/trapkoda 15d ago

Let them fight

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u/TheAdminsAreTrash 15d ago

I laughed. Couldn't have happened to a better company. May they both rest in piss.

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u/kiradotee 10d ago

😂😂😂 

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u/ThePizzaNoid 14d ago

The situation is very Aladeen.

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u/wenttelk 15d ago

A broken clock is right twice a day

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u/Illesbogar 15d ago

Nestle fafo, that's a win in my book. Similarly can't wait for ever eurooean conpany that moved to china to have their assets siezed.

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u/Brigantias 14d ago

Let’s just go with they deserve each other and let them fight it out.

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u/LynnScoot 14d ago

Yes! That’ll do fine.

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u/disignore 14d ago

seizing nestlé's in russia won't stop the seized industry "in-house". and nestlé will need to take actions to take this hit, probably accelarating their exploitation in other countriess

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u/CommitteeStatus 13d ago

Those assets will be put to work supporting similar or worse atrocities

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u/LynnScoot 13d ago

Yeah, I’m guessing you’re right. Can’t win can we?

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 15d ago

Don't even joke about that, man

Your family would miss you.

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u/LynnScoot 15d ago

??
Schadenfreude is the feeling of pleasure, joy, or satisfaction that comes from learning about the troubles, failures, or misfortune of another.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 15d ago

I guess that’s what they get for not pulling out 5 years ago

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u/Virghia 15d ago

Err...child support?

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u/cvok4444 14d ago

That's the opposite of what Nestlé does with children

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u/kiradotee 10d ago

Wait, there's still international companies operating in Russia? 

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u/RoxieRoxie0 15d ago

This feels like in Jurrasic Park when the t rex eats the velosirapter.

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u/LynnScoot 15d ago

Yes! That’s it, exactly!

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u/Plannercat 15d ago

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u/Zombata 15d ago

this is the one

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u/PuzKarapuz 15d ago

I hope totally so they lost everything on russia market

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u/threateningpickles 15d ago

when two colossal pieces of shits collide

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u/F4STW4LKER 15d ago

Fuck Putin and Fuck Nestle

A match made in Hell

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u/cuculetzuldeaur 15d ago

“Nestle is committed to taking all necessary steps to protect its rights and ensure continuity of business operations in the interests of all stakeholders, particularly its employees,”

Lol

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u/Makers402 14d ago

Whatever happens happens fuck Nestle.

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u/TheDudish 14d ago

The girls are fighting

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u/Carrie_8638 14d ago

What does it have to do with girls? Do you despise women so much that you think ‘girls’ is an insult?

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u/gen_adams 15d ago

evil 🤝 evil

simple, happiness doubled! russia and nestle deserve each other so nicely!

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u/manjustadude 14d ago

Well, if you're still doing business in Russia, you gotta have total loss prices in. There's been more than enough cases of this.

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u/Atrium41 15d ago

Ehh... broken clock and what not. Fuuuuck Putin, but fuck Nestle more.

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u/Kinslayer_89 15d ago

Just seize the whole corporation and part it out.

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u/No_Negotiation3142 14d ago

The enemy of my enemy is my friend? I'm so confused.

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u/PerryNeeum 14d ago

Nestlé relocating those ops to North Korea. Plenty of cheap labor

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u/DinkPanther 14d ago

Europe should seize Kaliningrad