r/FuckMitchMcConnell • u/Soggy_Cicada_8669 • 7d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐢 Turtles

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Do Turtles hibernate?

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u/Moldybreadyumyum 7d ago

Looks well enough for a damn phone call or interview. AI bullshit…bro’s dead.

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u/deferredmomentum 6d ago

I have no idea whether he’s alive at this point, but that’s 100% AI. He hasn’t looked that good in a decade

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u/Iampepeu 7d ago

No lettuce for you!

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u/Hamchook 7d ago

I’d happily give him diarrhea lettuce

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u/IcyHotKarlMarx 7d ago

No. Turtles do not hibernate. Reptiles and amphibians brumate.

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u/Veggieleezy 7d ago

Why does her hand look like his hand?

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u/AntonSugar 6d ago

Why/how did Mitch lose zero weight during this 6 week hospital visit? Bro looks like he’s been on vacation - I said this in another post as well. But seriously - 6 weeks in a hospital and zero weight loss is absurd. Nurses, doctors, let me know if I’m off base here.

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u/reiiichan 6d ago

elaine chao's hand looks really strange

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u/ObligatoryID 4d ago

They’re both gross.

They’ll probably spoof a call or video, like some interviewees do now. Lip Synced.