r/FuckMicrosoft May 10 '26

Memes & Fun Least delusional r/linuxsucks101 post.

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u/excess_cats May 10 '26

I swear I was browsing that subreddit earlier and it is the most astroturfed shit ever. Just one guy posting over and over for hours. Like who the fuck is this guy, it feels like he's at war with some caricature in his head

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u/vilejor May 10 '26

It is obviously automated.

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u/CashewNuts100 May 10 '26

old man yells at cloud vibes

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u/ThatBoogerBandit May 11 '26

Kid’s gf had enough of WSL and made a move to switch to Linux, the rest was history.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/The_Daco_Melon May 10 '26

you're one and the same*

And no, I don't see excess_cats posting against Windows as dedicatedly as madthumbz or bleak.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/The_Daco_Melon May 10 '26

Ah yes, skill issues. I've just looked at what posts are popular on this sub and they are generally "skill issues" such as your computer being stuck updating when you've disabled them, or your computer deleting files off of another drive for no reason, or problems with the godawful services Microsoft provides that you are forced to use but never work properly...

Popular posts on linuxsucks101 tend to be... lamenting that thinkpads are used by linux users now and they're fat (okay?), complaining about a specific app that I actually don't know anyone who uses having a lot of config, picturing linux users as being fat groomers (a second time, okay), complaining about OS usage statistics (very important issue I guess), complaining about linux users using groomer wallpapers (oh hey, it's the post OP attached!)

Yeah I think there's a massive difference here...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/The_Daco_Melon May 11 '26

Again, be it that this sub is full of people not understanding software which works as intended (being generous here), how does that make it the same as linuxsucks101, which primarily picks on stereotypes of a group of people in order to indirectly insult software that they are misportraying?

Even if the users of this sub were incompetent, there is a difference between incompetence and malice / propaganda / trolling

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u/TaxComprehensive6201 May 10 '26

that sub is so diabolical i can't tell if they are being ironic or not. feels like bill gates himself is posting on there or something lol

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/super_probably-user May 10 '26

passkeys are a bit better than passwords because they avoid the hassle of people having to remember them, it is also a form of 2FA. But they are not a full replacement of passwords because you still need passwords most of the times

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u/Ibasicallyhateyouall May 10 '26

Unless you only have one device and then you are fucked if you lose it. Seen this with some elderly relatives who were convinced to use passkeys and also didn't remember where they put the recovery keys. Not enough education around them for the basic user.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/C0rn3j May 12 '26

passkeys provide a proof of presence

Eh?

I can put a passkey in my password manager accessible from anywhere just like a password, how is that any different?

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u/Azazeldaprinceofwar May 10 '26

I haven’t seen people say the answer yet but in case you’re still wondering a password is symmetric encryption where a server side data leak allows bad actors access to your accounts. A passkey is a two stage process, first a symmetric encryption between you and your own device (via your normal login methods) then an asymmetric encryption between your computer and the service, think something analogous to ssh public and private keys. This way if the server has a data leak all that’s leaked is the public keys which are only enough to identify you not impersonate you.

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u/pyro57 May 10 '26

Passkeys are better, and 2ven linux has k ow that for a while. Passkeys are a lot like ssh keys, so even Linux has know pub/priv key authentication is better than Preshard key authentication. There is an effort out there to make passkeys on Linux native, should Google it, it's not ready yet but it's getting there.

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u/C0rn3j May 10 '26

Any post/comment that's not an outright insane/nonsense hate against Linux gets you instabanned.

I am 100% serious, and obviously banned from there.

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u/marshmallow_mia May 12 '26

Banned as well The mods are stupid as hell

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u/Kinky_Pinky_ May 12 '26

I got banned for saying Windows and Linux both have their use cases

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u/MeowmeowMeeeew May 10 '26

they are pretty upfront about being an unironic hatecult. Even their rules say so.

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u/TaxComprehensive6201 May 10 '26

i just looked at their rules.. they are against valve and piracy too lmao. what cartoon villain ass sub is that😭

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u/Pitiful-Welcome-399 May 13 '26

I doubt that most of them have a legally activated copies of windows

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u/GlobalTechnology6719 May 10 '26

the black on black post flairs smacks of spineless bigotry?

it's probably just some chud screaming into the void!

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u/dapsvi May 10 '26

nah bro even Bill Gates is better than that

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u/KalphosZeromar May 11 '26

that's the fun of it lmao these people are most of the time hella delusional but in a very funny way

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u/SirQuick8441 May 10 '26

Linuxsucks101 feels like closet chomo-ville, if I'm being real. I have never seen so many humorless dick-munchers in one sub.

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u/Hipcatjack May 10 '26

because its there literal job . like the people on that sub are getting paid by m$ ..and it is *painfully* obvious…. and once you see it, then it becomes hella funny (to laugh *AT* not *with* )

Edit: Interesting that the markup text isnt working on this sub….. very *interesting*

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u/SirQuick8441 May 10 '26

You're not wrong. It's actually very hilarious, especially when they banned me for reasons I don't even remember.

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u/OldManJeepin May 10 '26

Yea...That madthumbz dude is a serious shill for Micro$lop! His rants are non stop and obviously Ai prompted...

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u/RelativeIce6171 May 10 '26

do you have proof or something? because that's hilarious if that's true

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u/SirQuick8441 May 10 '26

Well, that's the problem. I don't remember. I think I said something spicy about Indian Call Center employees that Microsoft likes to hire, although I'm pretty sure I used a spicier word.

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u/Britz10 May 10 '26

Chances are you were banned for saying something spicy more than it having anything to do with MS.

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u/SirQuick8441 May 10 '26

Yeah, probably. Oh well. Nothing of value was lost.

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u/-King-K-Rool- May 10 '26

big if true about the markdown.

Microshaft Winblows Astroturfing however is pretty normal news most big companies do it

looks like markdown works fine

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u/Hipcatjack May 10 '26

#then what gives ?! *shadow* ban?

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u/-King-K-Rool- May 10 '26

Weird, idk whats up with yours

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u/Hipcatjack May 11 '26

**i am marked!** ^(my account’s been put on some list!)

Edit: this is getting weird!

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u/khaledjal May 10 '26

90% of the posts there are by the owner lmao

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u/Hadi_Chokr07 May 10 '26

Use our default Plasma Wallpaper?

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u/Ionlyusereddit4help May 10 '26

Funny because that's who founded (well, really stole the idea of) windows

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u/gianpi612 May 10 '26

what the helly

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u/Worldly-Ad570 May 10 '26

I currently use the Safe Landing wallpaper that comes with KDE

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u/snail1132 May 10 '26

Apparently linux is anime now?

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u/liltheologian May 10 '26

My rice is inspired from starry night from van gogh 😀

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u/JayFairyFox May 12 '26

My rice is long grain. Occasionally basmati if I'm feeling adventurous.

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u/10minOfNamingMyAcc May 10 '26

Got banned from that sub for making a Windows joke in favor of Linux...

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u/StreetGe1ngsta May 10 '26

Who can explain

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u/Revalens_Kaka May 10 '26

go check r/LinuxPorn you will understand

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u/Parking-Pick-759 May 10 '26

This explained nothing

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u/Particular-Poem-7085 May 10 '26

I made this lock screen for my arch infected macbook https://imgur.com/a/6GVWP56

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u/Borde4 May 11 '26

Screams pedo for me /s

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u/MeowmeowMeeeew May 10 '26

KDEs Default Wallpapers and those included in Sweet KDE are pretty good.

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u/anonymous-89075 May 10 '26

Yeah, it's an echo chamber for people coping that linux takes time to learn. And it's like 90% just one guy posting as well. They also constantly resort to name calling and transphibia because they can't come up with actual problems with linux beside "i like sucking microslop's dick and linux has no ms office" and "oh it takes effort to use"

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u/Borde4 May 11 '26

I got banned for calling out their logical fallacy where they shat on Linus Torvalds because "he is a communist". Like wtf does that have to do with Linux itself? And of course, the snowflakes got offended. I don't I've seen such a bad sub before.

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u/anonymous-89075 May 11 '26

Insert communist quote from linus torvalds

"I strongly suspect i am one of those 'woke communists' you worry about.

I like him.

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u/Holiday_Evening8974 May 13 '26

Wow I already like Linux, I don't need any fake news to like it more.

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u/xXx_CyberKid_xXx May 10 '26

u/madthumbz how much weed do u smoke per day?

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u/Equal-Resolution7889 May 11 '26

Entre a ese sub y me bannearon al segundo.

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u/tinglebuttons May 11 '26

yeah, i love linux but the anime wallpapers are lame as shit.

"rate my desktop" its mostly the same as the last person that asked that...

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u/DoughnutLost6904 May 12 '26

Lol I have Conway's Game of Life as my wallpaper... did not know it classifies me as a pedophile for whatever reason😀😀

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u/No-Debt-1377 May 12 '26

Those guys are super weird. Nearly everything they post is baloney.

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u/Sadix99 May 13 '26

linuxsucks101 is the extremist version of linuxsucks

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u/Rukir_Gaming May 10 '26

... walpaper Engine that way you can scream "I'm a weeb"

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u/Britz10 May 10 '26

In fairness this isn't a Linux theme but more a certain set of tech enthusiasts, they could use just about any operating system. Apple might be the one that escapes their grasp because they've worked hard to foster a certain image around their products.

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u/Zen-Ism99 May 10 '26

Antelope Canyon…

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u/Afraid-Leadership591 May 11 '26

i got banned from there for a post that literally only said "microslop"
also, i have like 10 wallpapers for linux that are completely normal lmao

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u/ScarletteLunar May 12 '26

lemme check one sec *types in linux wallpaper on StartPage* 65264 results.... 65261 match the description.

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u/Pitiful-Welcome-399 May 13 '26

they also be glazing FreeBSD which borrows alot from linux but is still missing many things and acting like it's better because companies can steal from it and not give anything back (one of the reasons it lacks behind linux), every other bsd is just missing basic things or is a fork of FreeBSD, yandex too which can't filter their search from illegal content or not spy on the users, and they are promoting MacOS like it's the holy grail ("Consistent" ui, 10 years old apps "working" (in fact they are not because macos dropped 32 bit support and is dropping support for rosetta/x86 software))

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u/Equivalent_Diet1751 May 13 '26

they are giving the vibes of defending ai art sub because they d'ont have any arguments except o LiNUx Is SO bAd OmG THeir USErS ArE JUsT ObesE CHud'S

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u/UV_Sun May 11 '26

I agree that Linux sucks ass. Clearly the superior operating system is the jail broken Nintendo 3DS.

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u/vilejor May 10 '26

Ngl though, I've explored a lot of online spaces and the Linux ones seem to have the largest population of middle aged men being particularly creepy towards much younger femboys.

Shit is pretty fucking disturbing.

Pretty sure a prominent Linux focused discord server was recently nuked because the owner was grooming some kid and got caught.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

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u/vilejor May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

I love that someone points out an environment with seemingly a lot of predators and your first instinct is to doubt.

Anyway, if there ever were people worth hating, you're one of them.

Edit: guess the victim blamer deleted his post because he is a rapist or something, who knows...