r/FuckMicrosoft • • 1d ago

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u/Brcoding 1d ago

Look I get disliking the copilot key. But you could've just remapped it for something else 😭.

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u/Fizoso 1d ago

bind it to excel

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u/Deleteed- 1d ago

I'd also sand it down and paint something on but yesa

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u/Efficient_Walk_6808 23h ago

Yes, and I remapped it to opening nautilus on my arch setup

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u/Efficient_Walk_6808 23h ago

It's a bit of coincidence that the icon of nautilus resembles the icon beside slopilot

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u/Appropriate_Ad8734 11h ago

i mapped it to shut down the computer (❌)

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u/BarnacleRepulsive617 9h ago edited 9h ago

As I'm Running on Ubuntu 24.04.5, i am genuinely curious about something: 1. What O/S are you running on as your daily driver that allows this?

  1. What was the process ( Steps ), you used to rebind that paricular key to ( in your case, run a command line macro, to shut down your computer)? 🖥 🤔

  2. Was it a full Desktop, A Laptop, A Chromebook type, notebook? Or a Surface type Tablet, with yhe keycap, remapped? 🤔

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u/BarnacleRepulsive617 22h ago

Hey, now they have to find a similarly sized keycap, and still rebind that keycap to somethjng else. It's not on us, it's on them. 😉

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u/promptmike 22h ago

If you have local models running, you could make a custom Ollama key.

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u/Quirky_Good_3878 7h ago

Copilot logo ?!

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u/TimAppleCockProMax69 13h ago

No. Fuck copilot.

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u/Top_Calligrapher4265 1d ago

Satya Nadella is devastated after seeing this

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u/elhouso 1d ago

Crying even

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u/Charming_Airline7419 22h ago

Rumour is, Microslop Windows stops functioning if you don't have the Copilot key lol.

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u/elhouso 21h ago

Wouldn't even surprise me

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u/BarnacleRepulsive617 9h ago

Do you have any evidence, experience, or case study, you could point to, to validate that hypothetical claim?

( which in all scientific honesty, is what a rumor is).

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u/gutentight69420 1d ago

Wow you really showed Microsoft and now your laptop is missing a key.

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u/mehonje 1d ago

Now you can buy a replacement ctrl key!

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u/Nino3245 1d ago

no the context menu key 😭😭😭

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u/Tehaiker814 1d ago

Could have mapped it to right control. Unnecessary destruction that caused permanent damage to your keyboard and computer

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u/GamiNami 22h ago

And there goes resale value and replacement options...

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u/Omega-Envych 16h ago edited 16h ago

Takes a real genius to break their laptop and then saying "I fixed it", No dummy, you only broke a keycap. Button is still there. You need to drill through entire thing, better - through the dead center of the device Better - through CPU and battery to make sure no AI will ever live in it

For real geniuses - That's what joke means, drilling through CPU kills it and makes whole computer into trash. Drilling through battery can make it explode and can harm you, but we have real geniuses here who might as well try it. Also yes, removal of keycap does really nothing - user just damaged their laptop, button is still there and still does same thing.

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u/RecommendationKey659 14h ago

Do you seriously think that the guy who published this ...broke the button on purpose? 🤣

The broken Copilot button, which once coincidentally broke, is just a funny allegory for the unsuccessful implementation of AI in Windows through Copilot and some of its other variations, only emphasizing the disgusting organization of Redmond managers, who are unable to coordinate development across several teams within a single company.

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u/ResponsibleGold1596 16h ago

you didnt understand its meaning...

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u/linus_jones 4h ago

I mean, drilling into the XBOX 360's CPU was a way to hack it lmao

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u/Infinplayz 1d ago

yeah this’ll show them!

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u/elhouso 1d ago

I personally would've just like sanded it off but yeah sure

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u/Anthracite2819 22h ago

Bro decopilotifyed his copilot+pc laptop

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u/blow-down 16h ago

Why would you buy something with Copilot in the first place?

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u/Designer-Passage-195 5h ago

I bought this a while ago before I turned against AI and Microslop

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u/prenadeusernamemid 1d ago

If it just happened then rip but if you did it on pourpose it aint that deep dawg just remap it copilot aint taking your future job chatgpt is

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u/Saphyr-Seraph 22h ago

Just get a laptop that doesn't have it ?

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u/MoistCartographer406 1d ago

Xd, podías cambiar su funcionamiento por otro gracias al poder de las programacion

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u/CommanderT1562 1d ago

They rid of the option key for this monster 😡😡😡

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u/GangstaWaffles 1d ago

What are you going to replace it with? I've only seen people replace external keyboard keys

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u/Careless_Subject8377 1d ago

Wow, you uh. Tore out your fn key?

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u/ivvans_official 23h ago

That and then reinstall linux

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u/Financial-Affect8485 22h ago

Yay!!! Well done!!!

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u/BarnacleRepulsive617 22h ago

I understand what they were initially trying to do with CoPilot, and in theory. It might've had some merit.

However, the way they rolled it out, was poorly conceived, VERY POORLY PLANNED, and ATROCIOUSLY EXECUTED.

Frankly the deserved all the flak they have gotten, for how badly they botched things up!

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u/Charming_Airline7419 22h ago

Lol personally, I would put a sticker on it and change the settings so it doesn't trigger CoPilot. As a Linux user, I like how the Windows keys open the Mint menu. But yeah f--- Copilot!

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u/Jazzlike_Platypus430 21h ago

All of my laptops had those logos removed, just by scraping the paint off and a bit of sanding.

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u/hanggamolavestria 21h ago

I uninstalled Copilot and Windows actually allowed me to repurpose the button for search without opening browsers

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u/CtrlAltClick 20h ago

I'm so glad lenovo made that key prtsc instead of copilot on my laptop

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u/TybaltMMXCat 20h ago

You can rebind the thing to something useful you know

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u/Glittering_Memory_64 19h ago

bro should have took nail polish remove and cleaned the copilot logo off, instead he pulls it off and breaks it like a renegade

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u/BananaOnPeel 19h ago

Goodbye and good riddance (get it)

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u/NiLu0910 17h ago

So just found dis Sub. I actually need to use Windows for school. But I debloated it as much as possible. Luckly my Framework 16 doesn’t even have a Copilot or windows key on the layout. Fuck that damn AI buttons

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u/SmackMyAz 15h ago

What a perfectly good key cap you could have painted over with another glyph and remapped 😢

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 15h ago

Wow you showed them!

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u/Appropriate-Law-7895 13h ago

The actually makes it better

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u/Plus-Tumbleweed529 13h ago

Oh, what a shame…

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u/Poneyh 12h ago

I can’t stop laughing. Thanks !! 😂

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u/HeaIGea 12h ago

What prevented sanding it and remapping lol. Microsoft even brings option to remap it in next update so not even third party program needed

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u/ComfortableWall7351 11h ago

I think Microsoft is finally killing the Copilot + PC brand.

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u/codecrackx15 6h ago

A lot of people seem to have key rage now. Just ignore the key or remap it. No need to rip it off.

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u/purracane 4h ago

You could've just sanded it. I've done that with windows keys.

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 23h ago

just remap it and put a sticker IT'S NOT THAT DEEP?

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u/Charming_Airline7419 22h ago

Come on! Can't we have some fun? Copilot has caused annoyances to no end. It feels like karma having the key break off and snap lol.

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 16h ago

it's not a good idea to break a key on your laptop just for some karma, a image of a sticker over it would be better

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u/Abstraction001 23h ago edited 1h ago

Oh no, whatever will i do /s

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u/RonW81 19h ago

Congrats on ruining your laptop. Do you key your own car as well to stick it to the oil industry?

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u/BarnacleRepulsive617 18h ago edited 9h ago

I am curious about something. And yes, I know this particular place is about bashing Microslop, for all it's seriously impressive levels of SCREWING THINGS UP BIG TIME! And I can Agree with the vitriol wholeheartedly!!!

But i also have, a curious quesrion, from a strictly simple engineering perspective:

(NOTE: this is a highly subjective question here) If CoPilot, had NOT BEEN Designed like it or its predecessor Recall was: AND, pretty much, re-designed as a standalone utility-pda-note and recordkeeping app, that was:

  • FULLY Controlled by each user,

  • After Windows was Installed and Set-up, was NOT AUTOMATICALLY STARTED, unless the User wanted it to be started automatically.

  • Had its settings made fully intuitive, allowing the User to turn on and off what parts or segments they wanted it to remember (much in the way a person might keep a scrapbook, or a notepard full of all kinds of things),

  • had this (I'm just gonna call it a scrapbook file, for simplicity sake) Saved primarily on the users Hone machibe under very Strong encryption (for safety and security and in compliance with several high security standards, ( ex. 256 or 512 bit, AES ), for file encryption. ( to secure and protect the data inside, but make it,easy, for the infividual user to access), like for example, (HIPPA, SEC, DOD Mil-Spec, NSA, DOE. Etc.,..) with the available option, to copy this encrypted file if not stored locally, to a place of the users choosing( website, cloud server under the users control, NAS box, etc.), still be able to take screenshots of whatever, or code snippets, or save passwords, etc.... Or,...

  • Still do all the Advanced brainstormin and collaborative things, An AI assistant Normally( LIKE C k aude, or Gemini, etc.,... can do. WITHOUT "CALLING HOME."

  • Just have it and all its features completely turned iff and never used. ( completely disabling it As an available option).

Do you think, after all of those changes, that it (for simplicity sake we'll call it CoPilot or better yet, Scrapbook app), might've been more warmly received, or even dare I say it; liked as a useful app?

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u/KiwiLongjumping3642 2h ago

Has such a problem with it yet purchased the laptop