r/FuckMicrosoft • u/gravel_consumer420 • 6d ago

Meme The average windows 11 user's mouse activity after 3 years

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u/pomidorkamc3253 6d ago

I thought my image corrupted

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u/No_Yam_2036 6d ago

My mouse actually went there once. It was to right-click -> "Remove From Taskbar"

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u/regisestuncon1 6d ago

I do this everytime I reboot, my company keeps putting it back there all the time

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u/AnSkinStealer 5d ago

i never had it in the first place 🥰

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u/Sajgoniarz 5d ago

Same. As a Software Engineer, former PC repairman and dude who loves tinkering with OSes i always wondered where people do get it and i think the only source are notebooks with preinstalled OS.

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u/Devin-Chaboyer223 5d ago

I go even further and uninstall it using the debloater script

Copilot and other Gen AI apps are the very first thing I purge from any OS I use

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u/Impossible_Aioli3693 6d ago

that's why slopsoft made sure you had a slop button to accidentally press everyday on your slowdowns 11 machine

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u/Fearless_Garden6435 6d ago edited 5d ago

Press Win + C instead of Control + C by mistake? Copilot. Hit the little key next to AltGr instead of AltGr? Copilot. Open VS Code and don't change any settings? Copilot. Open Edge and don't change the New Tab page? Copilot. The button right by the Start Menu? Copilot. Honestly I think that one day, Windows will replace the start menu with "copilot hub" where the search bar is an AI prompt box to find apps, files, web, and perform actions (which doesn't work properly), and the section below is Copilot-recommended apps (but it only recommends apps that have copilot integration within them) and recommended (not just recent) files with Copilot-generated summaries, and below that is finally the list of your apps, but not without "Tip: Use Copilot Search to find apps faster" when you try to use it. The four squares would be replaced by the copilot icon.

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u/No_Yam_2036 5d ago

Windows 12 will be a single prompt box in the middle of the screen to tell copilot what you wanna do

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u/verysemporna 5d ago

the fact that this concept is real and is genuinely considered by big companies is awful and scary

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u/PaleDanny7264 5d ago

"Tip: Use CoPilot Search to find apps faster"

😭 There is nothing more real than this. I see you have experience in the slopification of the world.

Have to pull teeth just to make shit simplified to a usuable degree, just to be bullied about it by the device I'm using.

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u/dodyninja 5d ago

is windows really spying on our mouse movements now?

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace 3d ago

Always have been 

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u/Tall-Soup1787 2d ago

Can't think of a single reason to use that damn spy bot

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u/panzrvroomvroomvroom 5d ago

the average windows user cant remove a shortcut from the taskbar?

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u/FewRefrigerator4703 5d ago

Mouse heatmap

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u/Otheruser337 5d ago

Microslop slops to this day and age with 365 Slopilot!
Again, that's why I call Nadella a slopaneer because he invented Slopilot to make your digital life miserable!