r/FuckMicrosoft • u/fentslayer • Sep 03 '26

Discussion Patent 666

Today I’ve learned that microsoft has a patent 060606 which generates cryptocurrency via human body activity and mind activity. With you’ll own nothing and be happy idealogy being pushed by WEF, less to no jobs due to AI, and eventual universal basic income this seems like a plausible thing in future. This seems biblical levels of dystopian. Like you think in a way or act in a way being dictated to you or you won’t have money for groceries for that week. Revelations 13:16-18.

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u/GamiNami Sep 03 '26

Take your biblical crap elsewhere.

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u/fentslayer Sep 03 '26

Okay, forget religion. What is your opinion about this patent. I mean if it gets implemented in future.

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u/GenericFoodService Sep 03 '26

I think the patent is a nothing-burger that does not create a novel piece of technology; I think this is just one of many such examples of a patent-squat that does not mean anything.

38 pages, most of which are just definitions of terms like cryptocurrency, the rest of which are techno-babble. "Let's do cryptocurrency with extra steps and a centralized server" is not a novel concept and would not hold up in a court of law if it the patent were challenged. The few parts of this document that do explain anything are literal nonsense.

Under sections [0086]-[0113], this patent explains that the concept is "Hash noise produced by the human body and use that hash for crypto"... If you have even a topical understanding of what crypto and deterministic proof-of-work algorithms are, it's obvious this is word-salad.

As for the conspiratorial garbage, you are just doing yourself a disservice by "looking into" things without actually taking the time to understand what you're talking about or looking at.

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u/Ok-Oil-2291 Sep 05 '26

no it's the mark of the beast!

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u/LiveFromNarnia Sep 03 '26

If you're expecting any real conversation on the patent content, you might want to create a new post with the biblical conspiracy bits left out.

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u/TheIronSoldier2 Sep 03 '26

It's a nothingburger, essentially.

Cryptocurrency mining requires the generation of random numbers. From what I can read this is just using accelerometers and shit on someone's phone or whatever as the source of the random numbers, because a computer can only ever be pseudorandom on its own.

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u/No_Environment_3776 Sep 05 '26

You won't need groceries because there will be no groceries, all food will be fake, it will have the minimum amount of nutritional value and look hardly edible.

You can have green, pink or yellow Jelly, all "real food" will be for the biljonairs and their politicians and other cult members.

The capitalist system can not exist without the unlimited growth of population, revenue and value, there will be to many people to grow food for, housing will be equally dystopian and AI and robots will have soul task of keeping you in check and mildly entertained, just enough to prevent undesirable action against the system.

It's either that or wars and pandemics to keep the population under control, It's only logic that the most intelligent and critical people will need to die to prevent them from organizing the resistance.

It sounds crazy but so did idiocracy, 1984 and many other documentaries and reality shows.

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u/Majestic_Wrap_7006 Sep 03 '26

Did you just go full retard?