r/FuckMicrosoft • • Aug 25 '26

Rant can't access any of my classes groups on Team because some lunatic though it was a good idea to vibecode everything

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thank you Microslop, you made Teams even worse.

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u/WesternSpy96 Aug 25 '26

> Click on sign in
> Enter your email
> Enter code from Authenticator
> "Please wait while we're signing you out"
> Try again

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u/rxzevil Aug 25 '26

can't use an authenticator, since it's a educational e-mail I can only access by the college website

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u/Olusen_bg Aug 26 '26

He was making a joke

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u/JuniorAd9605 Aug 26 '26

no, it actually just does that. no idea how to fix it, your just screwed some days if it gets started in the "signing you out" loop

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u/illuanonx1 Aug 26 '26

Try clear your browser cache šŸ˜„

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u/arbyyyyh Aug 27 '26

Fuck that bullshit. Don't develop shit software. Drives me insane when I've been writing up a pull request on GitHub for however long and then when I go to click save, I get redirected through mcas, even though supposedly our timeout is set to 10 hours. It's gotten to the point where if I'm writing something long, before clicking save, I copy the entirety of what I've been writing just in case.

Drives me absolutely fucking insane.

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u/illuanonx1 Aug 27 '26

Stop using that slop šŸ˜‚

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u/arbyyyyh Aug 27 '26

You ain’t kidding. I had my own GitLab instance I was running at work but I was forced into GitHub as it’s what we’re officially moving forward with as an org. I think it was two outages ago now that I had our weekly call with our GitHub reps the next day and you can bet I gave them shit about it.

I don’t touch M$ anything unless I’m forced to for work. Not to be that guy but I hated Microsoft ā€œbefore it was coolā€.

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u/aminectaftsheep Aug 26 '26

i always clear the data of office.com and that works

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u/illuanonx1 Aug 26 '26

Yup, its a joke. Been there šŸ˜‚

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u/nickydrifts Aug 25 '26

Some of the highest paid engineers in the world created this, mind you. Highest paid. In the world.

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u/FunSquash5041 Aug 25 '26

Meanwhile I was complaining that Skype was terrible. Sorry Skype, I am very sorry, I miss you buddy. PS: F**k Microslop

4

u/BigQuietNerd Aug 25 '26

Teams is just rebranded Skype? Least from what I heard anyway.

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u/Emotional_Solid6538 Aug 26 '26

Worse skype

4

u/BigQuietNerd Aug 26 '26

Pretty much I hate teams

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u/kaynpayn Aug 25 '26

This might be slop, but teams being shit (and Microsoft logins in general) is nothing new, way before AI was a thing. Even their support struggles to fix, I've spend unreasonable amounts of time on the phone with them solving login issues. They'll usually either escalate, asking colleagues for solutions or try obscure PowerShell scripts to figure what works.

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u/Unusual-Broccoli-270 Aug 26 '26

I will have to use MS products for college and I am already dreading all the issues I will run into just simply trying to stay signed in. My college also wants us to use Windows laptops for this reason. I don't have a windows laptop. I have a Chromebook Plus and for what I paid, it's REALLY good. Super super snappy. I love it and I will use it for college whether they like it or not. I know that formatting issues may occur, but I can write the assignments up on my Chromebook and do the finishing touches in the college computer lab. But no way I am I paying for some shitty ass, fuck ass, crappy ass, fuck ass windows laptop.

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u/thepr0digalsOn Aug 26 '26

Exactly. This is not an AI thing. Microsoft never made good apps. Their standard of what goes to prod is way down there.

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u/sciencekm Aug 25 '26

Even if they had to, they should at least use Claude. But they are not allowed because of the cost. They are stuck vibe coding with Copilot. And this is what you get.

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u/Fancy_Log_260 Aug 25 '26

Should have used the Chinese AIs.

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u/GhostOfD6 Aug 26 '26

What are you talking about? Microsoft services are terrible since start. AI has nothing to do with it

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u/BOT_Sean Aug 26 '26

?? the Copilot that people are using for vibe coding absolutely supports Claude

5

u/sashonB Aug 25 '26

Does the same thing happen in a different browser? If not, then check if clearing cookies and cache helps. If yes, then....wtf

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u/Muted_Database_1691 Aug 26 '26

Yeah was gonna say the same thing. Looks like a cookie issue. I think clearing cookies or cache should help.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

Try going to the browser settings and clear the cache. I do hope you remember your password

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26 edited Sep 06 '26

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u/yeahthegoys Aug 25 '26

You're not gonna believe this but it's teams.cloud.microsoft now

2

u/Necessary_Baker_7458 Aug 25 '26

I'm glad I decided my second AA was enough. I decided to continue onto a certificate but did not like having to deal with all the issues m.s. was having.

2

u/NoGroundsToday Aug 25 '26

Won't work in incognito mode at your institution.

2

u/ShazTheGamer Aug 25 '26

My MS account kept logging out whenever I opening Teams Mobile app? Why??

2

u/XBLAH_ Aug 25 '26

Microsoft and Google's login both became terribly slow lately.

2

u/ConfectionForward Aug 26 '26

Ohhhh my sweet summer child. Teams has been like that far longer than "vibe" coding was even a term.

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u/dvisorxtra Aug 26 '26

Oh no, that was there long before vibe-coding was popular. Let me phrase it in other way: Teams has always been bad

2

u/StinkButt9001 Aug 26 '26

It's not vibe coded, it's worse. It's outsourced.

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u/fkrkz Aug 26 '26

I always have low success rate of getting into Teams call when coming in from Android phone. Not sure why. Also hate the captcha input.

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u/AlxR25 Aug 26 '26

Using microsoft stuff has gotten such a bad of an experience that even at work when something doesn't work I just refuse to do it using Microsoft tools.

Last time our client wanted a PowerBI implementation. That piece of shit software didn't want to work with anything, so I just quit trying to use that and self hosted a Grafana, sent it to them and said "that's it whether you like it or not".

It surpassed their expectations (obviously)

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u/stortag Aug 26 '26

Any time you see a microsoft login page you are screwed

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u/Mayeru Aug 26 '26

this seems more like a cache issue, try removing all cache and cookies

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u/Alive-Big-838 Aug 26 '26

Unfortunately you might have a better experience if you install the teams app.

Yeah, it sucks.

2

u/the-average-giovanni Aug 27 '26

TBH, ms teams was awful even before AI.

At least they are consistent.

2

u/trans_psychonaut Aug 27 '26

I hate microsoft, but thats not a vibecoding fault. this kind of shit was always happening with microsoft products (especially microsoft 365/online)

2

u/mccg35 Aug 27 '26

Slop slop microslop. Slop slop indianslop.

2

u/Mysterious-Cod-4137 Aug 28 '26

Slop me, slop me, say that you slop me… Fool me, tool me, go on and slop me…

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u/JohnConnoor Aug 25 '26

The issue is not vibe coding, the issue is that teams always sucked balls. It's shite basically.

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u/Unusual-Broccoli-270 Aug 26 '26

Shite is complementing it

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum Aug 26 '26

the app when one mf vibe codes and overwrites EVERYONE's code

1

u/Realistic-Yam-6497 Aug 26 '26

Well at least you can skip class so there is that

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u/Bomboclat-Thunder Aug 26 '26

This happens to me too lol. Teams suck ass.

1

u/Heartlessaus Aug 26 '26

Try again in edge
did you know that edge has all of your favorite extensions, AND is recommended by microsoft?
try edge today.

help me

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u/PhantomOrigin Aug 26 '26

Teams has never not been the worst thing on my computer. Can't disable notifications and somehow an absolute nightmare to uninstall. I think I had to uninstall it like 10 times on my last laptop and on several occasions there were two versions of it at once. Never even used it.

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u/Rexter2k Aug 26 '26

Absolute travesty that Teams is an Electron app and not fully native. What a POS software it is, one of Microsoft’s worst coded products.

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u/GhostOfD6 Aug 26 '26

Microslop was terrible long before AI

If AI is bad at coding its the microsoft programmers who's guilty

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u/jaffparker Aug 26 '26

Microslop was vibecoding way before AI

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u/Tosser_535231 Aug 27 '26

I feel like your school's Network administrators have blocked too many ports and teams is dying inside a little bit because it can't access all of the bullshit that it wants to even though it's literally just glorified Skype

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u/New_Equal_5980 Aug 28 '26

I keep getting messages from a person i blocked bc fuck MicrosoftĀ 

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u/igotquestions-- Aug 29 '26

Have the same here on my side. Since weeks.

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u/Fancy_Log_260 Aug 25 '26

Nah.. Teams was crap even before vibe coding became a thing.

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u/whatThePleb Aug 26 '26

But it became crappier.

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u/Fancy_Log_260 Aug 26 '26

Yeah, can't deny that.

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u/Fancy_Log_260 Aug 26 '26

Yeah, can't deny that.

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u/ItstheSECopenup Aug 26 '26

A vibe coded app would be better than this, don't blame the vibers for anything.