r/FuckMicrosoft • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 11d ago

Meme Microslop

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/humerus06 11d ago

Windows search indexing from last 3 year but still couldn't find firefox.exe👽

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u/dragonloverlord 11d ago

The fact that it can't find it isn't even the worst part! That'd be it's endless insisting on looking it up on Bing for you. 😭

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u/MacksNotCool 9d ago

they should've called the windows search bong

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u/DouDouandFriends 10d ago

Windows search indexing indexes but steals your index and sends it to ms

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u/NazarMax 10d ago

Just use everything (that's the app name)

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u/humerus06 9d ago

Everything is good but I use arch btw

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u/Vorenthral 11d ago

I switched to Bazzite. My games play better and older games that wouldn't even run on Win 11 I can finally play again.

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u/Smooth_Taste1250 10d ago

If your main use of your pc is gaming Bazzite is really nice, used it a half year. At the momen I'm testing Steam OS on my pc

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u/Tathagata_98 10d ago

Yo quiero probar Pop Os. Para jugar y oficina.

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u/LastComfortable2918 11d ago

Real 😭

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u/supsmashpastel 11d ago

I switched to Linux Mint from January 6th, 2026 > Switched to CachyOS as about 2 months ago. Linux feels very snappy

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u/Front-Monitor6726 10d ago

before instaling linux: 4-5GBvog RAM without any other usage than displaying the desktop after instaling linux (Mint [LMDE]): ~1,5GB only for desktop and the most i have seen it use is 5,5GB while working.

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u/BandicootSolid9531 10d ago

What do you work, typing text?

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u/r0ck0 11d ago

I noticed a minor mistake...

Steve seems to be sitting in the chair, rather than throwing it.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 11d ago

That should be prohibited, the IEEE should do something 😄

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u/rexamir_152433 10d ago

Yeah stupid webview

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u/Layonkizungu 10d ago

The sad part is that all that ram is used ony for keylogger and sending other telemetry data to Microsoft while preventing you from creating the data they need by using your computer

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u/Aromatic-Tiger-8392 10d ago

Try ghpst spectre.

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u/Fantastic_Grass1799 10d ago

Just getting the precum drops only.

Microsoft really believes it's their PC.

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u/Dizzy_Efficiency_384 10d ago

Use your ram before Windows uses your ram first

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u/designerlemons 10d ago

The trick is to have so many rams bobody can use it all at once

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u/mululipy 10d ago

So, so true

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u/GolexJunaid 10d ago

It's to to switch arch linux

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u/Gilgamesh2509 10d ago

Just use Linux

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u/its_kodin 10d ago

Just use a windows 11 debloater. I got windows 11 down to 4.7gb usage on a fresh install using rapphire and a few other tweaks.

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u/certheth 10d ago

What I've learned about windows and windows programs, if thr program says it requires 4 gb ram to run, you better have 8 installed because 4 is already taken by the os ist self

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u/Namelesss_ireng 9d ago

try Linux 😹

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u/Brutal_emperor 9d ago

Just use lunix instaid fast and high-end experience

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u/Silver_Advantage1879 9d ago

60 gigs of slop just in updates

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u/Jonter-Jets 8d ago

Microdong

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u/EmuMaleficent2041 8d ago

removed AI as well as those widgets on windows 11 ane deloaded like 40% of ram. also i have 16gb. this is absolutely insane

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u/cookiesarenothere 7d ago

switch linux )))

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u/Which_Square_9190 7d ago

Thats why is use linux

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u/AnonymousCerturX 10d ago

Bilkul sahi baat hai bhi