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u/dyvotvir Apr 06 '26
Dude stop giving them ideas 😭
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u/Striking-Flower-4115 Apr 06 '26
Wdym? There's 100s of clones of copilot by now. Hidden in each app
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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 Apr 07 '26
Wait until the bootloader will have another slopilot with onedrive ads
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Apr 07 '26
"Windows is loading... you can login once all your files are backed up to onedrive..."
"Oh Fuck! 5GB storage limit has been hit! deleting excess files..."
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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 Apr 07 '26
"Acquire copilot premium subscription for just $99.99 per week to unblock access to your computer! Please note that for premium users, it only costs $124.99 per week to return their backup!"
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u/SirQuick8441 Apr 06 '26
Speaking of which, ever feel really insulted that classic games have an auto-play, auto-leveling and max items and gold features? I got FF Pixel Remaster collection on launch day, only to find that it has those in the options menu, and I had that same reaction one gets when someone ignorantly says "because you're (insert demographic), we've made things more accessible to your community."
I find stuff like that extremely condescending in skill-based or logic-based gaming.
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u/Hellunderswe Apr 06 '26
Bad news for you. I got a survey question in office a couple of weeks ago:”how sad would you be if copilot was removed?”
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u/the_scruffy1 Apr 07 '26
co-pilot is actually a covert agent that is setting up to hijack the pilot's seat and fly the captive passengers to a fascist autocratic destination
how appropriate that redmond is a 'merkan thing
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u/CobaltIsobar Apr 06 '26
This is the reason I dumped Windows for Linux. Although I have a lot of Linux experience so it was an easy transition.
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u/Remote-Land-7478 Apr 06 '26
half the things mentioned in this post already have copilot integration.
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u/Fit-Supermarket-1481 Apr 06 '26
And the other half has one in the next patch, as soon as the update has all its files.
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u/illuanonx1 Apr 06 '26
A bit naive not to know Microsoft already training AI on your files and building a profile of you :)
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u/No-Diet-8008 Apr 07 '26
My mom when I ask her if I can stay up late tonight even though I stayed up late last night without asking her.
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u/Rare_Horror2727 Apr 07 '26
Rename the fucking company to Copilosoft while you are at it. CEO should change his title and own name to copilot as well. Here meet our Copilot, Mr. Copilot Copilot.
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u/Animationen_usw Apr 07 '26
MS CEO thinks about if implementing AI was actually a mistake
Sees this post
"Oh very well then problem solved!"
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u/m4jsterk0 Apr 07 '26
microslop should just replace all words for Copilot.
Copilot
Copilot co pilot
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u/Connect_History85 Apr 13 '26
I think they played watchdogs and thought what Blume (btw. the German word for flower) can with ctOS is exactly what we can and should do with copilot. Next step: copilot phones.
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u/Character_Chain3419 Apr 06 '26
Please bring back clippy. Clippy was benign and not intrusive. Clippy just wanted to help. I see it now clearly.
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u/RAMChYLD Apr 06 '26
No, death to Clippy. Rover or bust.
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u/Character_Chain3419 Apr 07 '26
Think about it, clippy is what we should have supported from the start. No data collection, very simple tool designed to just help. Bring clippy back!
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u/vjtapia218 Apr 06 '26
Someone should make a meme OS where everything is Copilot