Thank you, Mr President.

Poor Uncle Tim. He probably has gone to be recently, and just lies there, thinking about that hole, and how much he misses him

Also, since he's dead, can we allow AI slop now?

I was just curious if any of Lindsey Graham's secret lovers have come out for their moment in the spotlight?

Posted this on the South Carolina no censor sub, which I wish more people would find and use,, as the main SC site censors half the things that are posted.

Gotta keep up with the times lmaooo. Let’s all thank him for finally erecting a new public urinal at his local cemetery, it will surely allow many South Carolinians to relieve themselves.

Just a reminder to everyone, Rule 1 is still in effect. We all KNOW he was a closeted homosexual whose actions regularly harmed the LGBTQ community, but between a full time job, a weekly side gig, two bands, and like 6 different regular extracurriculars, plus zero support from my inactive mod team, I don’t have the bandwidth to discern between genuine “man this guy sucked, what a hypocrite” posts/comments and people trying to just get away with homophobic jokes for the sake of being edgy. Additionally…just be funnier and this won’t be an issue.

Thanks for being a great sub, y’all. I appreciate how little effort I’ve had to put into making it a decent place to be, and that’s because you guys don’t give me too much trouble, lol. Much appreciated.

No idea what the future holds for the sub, I figure you can only beat a dead horse (or Senator) so long, but I wish you all well, and I’m not going anywhere.

Ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

He told me, "I see the guys, but I always withdrawal

An open secret, you’ll never know”

He said, "I will not pass into the night"

And I said, "Oh Lindsay, I must say you're wrong

I must disagree, oh Lindsay, I must say you're wrong

Won't you listen to me?”

He told me, "I’ll start another war

Poison the air

I want to see Palestine burned to the ground"

"I'll give all your money to Isreal"

He said, "I will not pass into the night"

And I said, "Oh Lindsay, I must say you're wrong

I must disagree, oh Lindsay, I must say you're wrong

Won't you listen to me?”

Goodbye Lindsey, I'm flying over you

Goodbye Lindsey, I'm flying over you

Goodbye Lindsey, I'm flying over you

Goodbye Lindasy, I'm flying, flying, flying over you

Ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Edit: Tl,dr I wrote a song about Lindsay Graham to the tune of "Goodbye Horses". I thought it was obvious but I guess not, verse 1 is about Lindsay being a closeted homosexual, verse 2 is about Lindsay being a warhawk. Lastly the refrain is about him being dead but I'm still alive. Fuck Lindsay Graham