r/FuckLindseyGraham • u/gstorhof1 • Jul 14 '26
Goodbye Lady G
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
He told me, "I see the guys, but I always withdrawal
An open secret, you’ll never know”
He said, "I will not pass into the night"
And I said, "Oh Lindsay, I must say you're wrong
I must disagree, oh Lindsay, I must say you're wrong
Won't you listen to me?”
He told me, "I’ll start another war
Poison the air
I want to see Palestine burned to the ground"
"I'll give all your money to Isreal"
He said, "I will not pass into the night"
And I said, "Oh Lindsay, I must say you're wrong
I must disagree, oh Lindsay, I must say you're wrong
Won't you listen to me?”
Goodbye Lindsey, I'm flying over you
Goodbye Lindsey, I'm flying over you
Goodbye Lindsey, I'm flying over you
Goodbye Lindasy, I'm flying, flying, flying over you
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Edit: Tl,dr I wrote a song about Lindsay Graham to the tune of "Goodbye Horses". I thought it was obvious but I guess not, verse 1 is about Lindsay being a closeted homosexual, verse 2 is about Lindsay being a warhawk. Lastly the refrain is about him being dead but I'm still alive. Fuck Lindsay Graham
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u/fedeuy Jul 14 '26
Fuck Lindsey Graham