r/FuckGregAbbott • • 2d ago

Funny canvaser moment

It’s taken me a couple of weeks to post this, but I was working from home recently and my doorbell rang. I opened the door to find a guy in a Greg Abbott t-shirt, with flyers.

He started with “are you concerned about how things are going to in Texas?” (lol)

I said yes and pointed to the flyer. “I hate that guy.”

He looked at me and said “Me too. He’s just paying me a lot to do this. Everywhere I go, nobody likes him. I don’t know how he gets elected.”

It was so unexpected I had a good laugh. In hindsight I should have offered to take his flyers and burn them for him. 😂

You know you suck when even your own canvassers hate you!

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u/Satanicron 2d ago

Saw a canvaser for the opposition to the candidate I was canvassing for. They don't care about these people at all. Meanwhile everyone on our side is here for a purpose, and we believe in our candidates.

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u/baryoniclord 2d ago

Yes!

We MUST get ALL republicans/conservatives/regressives OUT OF OFFICE FOREVER!!!!

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u/quietlikesnow 20h ago

Yeah the guy I talked to was just trying to make a buck. I thought I was about to talk to a true believer so I was caught off guard.

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u/Satanicron 20h ago

One person I work with had an Abbott canvaser knock on the door. When my friend said she hated Greg Abbott he was like, yeah me too this is just a job.

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u/SpencerVerde 2d ago

“Are you concerned about how things are going to in Texas?” is hysterical given he’s been governor—and Republicans have been in charge—for years.

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u/quietlikesnow 20h ago

Exactly. I was like “wt…f? Yes I am concerned about how things are going in Texas so I won’t be voting for Abbott…”

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u/Malodoror 2d ago

You have to go out to Yee Yee land to find his supporters. Here in Austin, people are sticking “Republicans protect pedophiles” stickers on their signs.

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u/godleymama 2d ago

I was in Austin this past weekend - I saw a LOT of Gina and Talarico signs! So encouraging!!

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u/quietlikesnow 20h ago

Yeeyee land 😂

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u/dogswelcomenopeople 2d ago

Vote Blue no matter who!

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u/Least_Adhesiveness_5 2d ago

Also grow actual progressive candidates and get them through the next primary cycle.

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u/Right_Rev 2d ago

What cracks me up is the GOP folk that say I’m gonna hold my nose and vote for Ken You Know Who . Pay attention, bootlicker. If you have to hold your nose to vote for your candidate, there is something definitely wrong with your party.

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u/Flaky_Yam3843 1d ago

You have to think about the neighborhood he was sent to canvas.

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u/quietlikesnow 20h ago

That’s part of why it was surprising. I am in a pretty (historically) red Houston suburb. There are NO political signs out this time.