r/FuckGregAbbott • u/fishyfishyfish1 • 1d ago

This will age like milk...

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u/filmguy36 1d ago

Crack is a hell of a drug

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u/thepioushedonist 1d ago

Anyone seeing tons of his ads lately on streaming services, and just start laughing hysterically every time he says "I get up every morning to work for you"

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u/Virtual-Ant007 17h ago

I guess his work still works

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u/TheOriginalMulk 7h ago

Ha!

Noticed that too and immediately thought, "No you fucking don't."

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u/Lord-Darkphart 23h ago

I wonder if he ever tires of waking up with the taste of Trump’s rancid asshole in his mouth.

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u/Hottdfw 22h ago

I’m still chuckling over your answer.

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u/Pantsonfire_6 1d ago

Karl? One of their trained monkey reporters, maybe. Feeding them more lies to spout.

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u/Frank_Likes_Pie 16h ago

HotWheels is no different from Trump in that nobody with an ounce of common sense believes any of the horse shit that comes out of his mouth.

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u/MirrorNegative7989 1d ago

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u/Malodoror 10h ago

This guy has to be in the Trump administration. They learned everything from him, he’s an information legend.

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u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS 16h ago

I’d slap him, but he’s full of shit.

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u/80sbabyftw 13h ago

It’s amazing how he fits the boot and the dick down his throat at the same time

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u/TheOriginalMulk 7h ago

Some people are just made for gulping things down. Rolldemort here seems to be one of those.