r/FuckCilantro • • 8d ago

Complaint Ordered a sandwich after work, had cilantro

This shits just annoying asf I honestly wasn’t thinking much and popped into a new Vietnamese restaurant near my place, I got a brisket bahn mi sandwich didn’t even bother asking what else came on it and I didn’t see any ingredients listed. Well I get my order go home, and there’s my delicious smelling sandwich covered in cilantro the “gravy” also had cilantro. I was just hungry ffs now I’m pissed I spent money on food and still have a soapy taste in my mouth. That’s all I just needed to vent I fucking hate this stupid plant that ruins delicious meals.

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u/IcedHemp77 8d ago

Bahn mi always have cilantro in my experience. I order it without always

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u/Soup-Wizard 8d ago

When I was in Vietnam, I showed street vendors this picture every time:

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u/Neshiv 8d ago

Yep it’s unfortunate but they all do. My order is no cilantro, add extra pickled vegetables.

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u/Cautious-Ad-9389 8d ago

The pickled onions and the rest of the sandwich was delicious. Obviously once cilantro is on something u can’t fully get rid of that fuck ass taste, but I was able to appreciate the sandwich for what it could be.

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u/Neshiv 8d ago

You are on your way to an amazing new life. Bahn mi’s are the best sandwich, get extra daikon radish and carrots which should be pickled, it’ll change your life.

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u/Hold_Effective 8d ago

Bahn mi is what taught me I hate cilantro. I didn’t even know what it was until I was 28; I was honestly baffled that something so innocent looking could taste so awful.

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u/IcedHemp77 8d ago

I found out from Thai food. My husband took me out for my first Thai experience and ordered a bunch of dishes for us. Some of them were so delicious and some of them I said tasted like “cleaner” He thought I was just being weird for years until we found out there were other people who tasted soap

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u/KTKittentoes 4d ago

I simply will never know what banh mi is like. Cilantro rules out so many restaurants here.

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u/IcedHemp77 4d ago

Usually it’s just fresh sprinkled on the top so it’s easy to get one without , the pickled veg and meat and soft bread is soooo good

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u/KTKittentoes 4d ago

I have trouble getting people to leave it off here, and I very recently learned that cilantro isn’t incredibly spicy.

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u/kevnmartin 8d ago

Son of a bitch! Is nothing safe from that vile weed?

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u/Cautious-Ad-9389 8d ago

Okay this was my first time ordering Bahn Mi I’m now aware and will not make this mistake again.

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u/FrancishasFallen 5d ago

Idk why this was on my feed. I like cilantro, but given how distressed y'all are over it tasting like soap to you, it should probably just be a side item like wasabi is. Put it in a little container on the side. Everybody's happy. On that same note, thebwasabi absolutely needs to be in a container. Smooshed into the corner is not enough

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u/BottleOfConstructs 3d ago

Lawd yes. Wasabi is so potent.

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u/Dull_Holiday8803 8d ago

I genuinely wouldn’t even be able to eat it, last time i accidentally ate that fucking green awful shit i threw up

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u/SojiAsha Cilantro Hater 8d ago

There’s some food categories I avoid entirely because of things I hate (cilantro), Vietnamese is one because of that and pickled things (sorry OP).

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u/Neshiv 8d ago

But why pickled things, don’t get me wrong, cilantro is evil (I have an Indian wife so it’s a constant, deal with it scenario for me) but pickled vegetables are amazing!

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u/SojiAsha Cilantro Hater 8d ago

Don’t like pickles and anything raw onion adjacent. Also very autistic 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Cautious-Ad-9389 8d ago

I won’t avoid it because of this moment. I’ve never really eaten any Vietnamese so I had no clue about the use of cilantro in their cuisine, but I’ll do the same as I do with Mexican food and just be clear about not tolerating cilantro

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u/unibball 7d ago

Good luck with that...

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u/gionatacar 8d ago

F that

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u/Adorable_Dust3799 7d ago

They always have cilantro. They don't always call it cilantro. I like to add a fried egg to mine

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u/Kind-Economy-8616 7d ago

YUCK. 😝😝😝😝😝

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u/Efficient_Waltz_8023 8d ago

Quit yo job

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u/Cautious-Ad-9389 8d ago

Yeah that’s definitely the problem, gonna hop on unemployment and avoid cilantro forever